Rich

We're no longer run by Mike Ashley, though.

Spoiler alert from the future: it wasn't and didn't, but the team did anyway.

They didn't even play Bruno, man.

Would’ve preferred Forest, but that’ll do pig. Counting the days to the second leg already.

Aye, more or less. Whoever is playing DM is the “spare” man in an 11-man possession drill. He’s on the side of whoever has the ball.

Can’t be having my man on page two after yet another clean sheet. His sweeping was immense, as per, and bar that one for Trippier his quick distribution was top. Hope he retires here after 10 seasons of service.

Pope is some boy.

I think he's my favourite player. His consistency and engine are out of this world.

Adding assists to his game now, thought his passing was better than his shooting tonight. The transformation is almost Joelinton-esque at this point.

Superb, took him a little while to get going but once he hits his level he's got so much quality.

Take a bow you wonderful, wonderful legends. I wasn't convinced it would work, but I was awestruck seeing it all around me.

Not a bad time to have the strongest squad we've had all season. Howay the fucking lads!

Absolute chad. Sounds like the owner is in France then. Elaborate wind-up confirmed?

Ring it then.

That's all I could think about when the Arsenal fans were having their cry about our "approach" last week.

Benfica, for me.

Whalloper.

"lend us your oil money and we'll build a new stand" Fucking whoppers.

Are Villa replacing Digne already, or is the plan to play Moreno higher up?

Cheers. Was hoping for a few extra embargoed bits.

Where's his press conference video today, then?

Trained today and in the squad for tomorrow according to Baldwards.

He invented "Quiet Quitting".