Rich

Pope with some marvellous shithousing.

Will you do something to get yourself on the telly you big bollox.

I would quite like to see Matt Ritchie substituted.

Gotta dunk that shit.

Done him proper.

Oof. Our best player comes on and we almost equalise immediately.

My night now completely hinges on us finding Mike in the crowd.

Wilson is so tidy. Good ball control as well.

Can't really argue with that, like. Wank defending all round.

I'm not a new member you big gonk.

Good page, lads. Good page.

First one to spot Mike gets to ban a new member of their choice.

wew

I'm having more fun trying to spot Wor Mike in the stands than watching the game, like.

Barnes has had a couple of sharp moments, Bruno’s hit a few nice passes, Ashby loves a slide tackle, Anderson’s everywhere, and Ritchie never stops moving. That’s all I’ve got for that half.

Aye that’s a good shout. Just seems weird that the team against Chelsea was otherwise our “best” XI.

Do we reckon Howe is trying to give Bruno a kick up the arse by picking Miley ahead of him with the big lads and making him play with this lot instead?

He just returned a five yard pass to Anderson’s neck area, aye.

Murphy is honking

Barnes in the USA, I think

Higginbotham.

Ritchie on at Dahoud now. Lovely.

Barnes there. Oof.