Rich

Longstaff there, btw. Absolutely shocking numbers.

Schär misplaced two more passes than Botman all night, in fairness. They only attempted 26 each in total.

It's tough managing a football team and constantly battling the Mysterons, to be fair to the bloke

He might not have seen her son yet.

You know Midds ages as well, right?

They all need a lovely rest after tonight, for me. We snuck past Palace with a side not too dissimilar to the above. These have a grey haired man up front and a balding midget captain.

Howay, he’s easily L1 level and that team has no set piece takers in it otherwise.

There’s no fucker else

Pope Manquillo Lascelles Burn Lewis Anderson Longstaff Ritchie Murphy Wood Saint-Maximin — It’s rank, but it’ll do. Cavalry off the bench, if needed.

He would be useful ballast, tbf.

I'll die on the hill that Schär's been better than Botman this season, offensively and defensively. They've both been class, mind.

Nah, he's growing jowels. Spending 15 hours a day at the training ground probably isn't the healthiest lifestyle.

Must be gutting to be spending £350M+ a season on wages and still be behind little old us, like.

"They’ve had 8 draws this season. They just suck the life out of every game they play and shithouse themselves up the league." Muahahaha.

Big E, as well.

Chelsea.

He said on commentary that it had made us worse, an' all. They just talk utter shite man.

"Newcastle changed their entire front three. They had the luxury of bringing on Wood, Murphy, and Saint-Maximin. Arteta didn't have that." (or close enough)

One of the maddest things I've ever heard.

We missed a boatload of chances

Our wingers made 10 tackles between them

The most "scandalous" decision of the whole fucking match.

That's two absolute honkers we've had on the bounce, now. Both shite for both teams.

Nee chance