Rich

We could reunite Caqueret with Bruno.

Thought he was outstanding in the WC, too, despite never really rating him before.

Shelvey looks like he’s being held hostage here.

They'd be right.

She's only on the way down now, an' all.

Top sleuthing.

40 years ago, I think they said. Kevin Carr was the 'keeper in the second division. EDIT: Can always rely on .com for this sort of stuff: "Collectively, Newcastle have managed now a sixth successive clean sheet in all competitions - something last done by a Magpies side in March/April 1982. That half dozen clean sheets all came in Division Two." This is why I wouldn't be surprised to see Pope start at the weekend, btw, it's a canny record to hold.

When stats go too far.

Romano saying they topped out at €85M in instalments.

Doesn’t seem like Lopetegui fancies him much. Still only 21.

Ait-Nouri, anyone? Always catches my eye with his attacking play from LB.

Is anything from Sunderland not a complete and utter embarrassment?

Can I just shock you? I really like Tyler Adams.

Cracking game now at Leeds

Lovely finish

Skipp playing like a competition winner.

Just stumbled across this. So inspiring.

Yes. Yes it would.

Think Hearts would be class for him. I think my soft spot for them is largely your fault.

Cheers! Maybe Howe's just happy to have a quality backup to Pope, as he thought he had when he signed him? More likely Darlow off or Karius not being extended?

Unless the A-League is exempt due to not running exactly in parallel with ours, or some shite? Who the fuck knows?

Think about what you've just enlightened me on re: Dúbravka.

What am I missing here?

If he's said his goodbyes, he's surely not getting loaned straight back?

Fucking hell This is like if I asked AI to write an HTT post.