Rich

Yeah but he's a crook. Aye, reckon he's full of shite with that second part He's definitely not, though it's usually one penalty if a player doesn't start or feature in X games when available.

Would Ashley take some money out of the club, in that scenario?

Anyone tried Togga or another draft game? (www.playtogga.com) This is utter wank. If people are still keen it could be an idea to set up a fresh league using one of those after the transfer deadline passes.

Think it's fair to say that the goalkeeper and second striker signings are completely dependent on outgoings, can't see us having much room left to manoeuvre after Kenedy. Maybe I'm naive, but I can't believe we haven't shifted anyone for 4 weeks (since Murphy).

Kaka, if that's the team I'll name my firstborn after you.

Brighton have already snapped up Gross and Izquierdo, their scouting department must just hammer the filters on InStat.

Pretty sure he wasn't. He was pictured flying out of NCL on Monday, IIRC.

Jovetic has maintained class underlying statistics, not surprised to see us monitoring due to Rafa chasing him in the past. He's one I thought we'd be linked with before I realised we didn't have a pot to piss in.

Left-back?

Slowly slowly catchy monkey.

I was disproportionately fond of him during his time here tbf - would be delighted if what you said were so! Aye, always thought he could grab a goal. Was just trying to think of comparable underwhelming signings who came good. Best, Murphy and Sibierski stand out to differing degrees. Ability-wise Joselu is ahead of all three, so hopefully his attitude matches.

The new Leon Best.

Let's just quietly forget about Sels, Laazar and Gomez Never!

Thought he was sound when he came on yesterday and would be quite sad to see him go. However, if we could get good money for him we could replace him relatively cheaply with a player of similar quality and free up some funds to spend elsewhere. He's in the Mitrovic bracket of "would like to keep personally, but don't think Rafa fancies him at all".

It's quite humorous that he talks about buying £50m players in the first place. We barely go over a quarter of that for our "marquee" signings. The least said about the #pashun bit the better.

Like this guy a lot, making a mockery of my "only good on the right" comments from a month ago already.

Look at this guy a year ahead of his time.

Joselu: http://m.stokesentinel.co.uk/stoke-city-transfer-news-newcastle-bid-for-joselu-rejected/story-30469352-detail/story.html

Get this done, complete Kenedy and then hang in for Perez. There's no way Arsenal keep him and let him rot. You never know, we might even be able to shift some players to be able to afford him outright...

Three more. (Assuming Kenedy is happening).

This bloke is touched.

His Merino sub and switch to three at the back was superb, shame Shelvey let him down.

Only one out in my squad pick, Merino for Diame.

You must be getting on from the peasant line. The other line's fucked isn't it?

Didn't know the arena was going.