Rich

Love how it's still the players' fault that we were shit last season, or more specifically the fact we didn't have enough "attacking ones".

FRETEN

Why the fuck do you get up so early?

No it's not.

Fucking BM and his Year 10 history lessons.

Lots of intelligent people fall victim to things like alcohol and substance abuse. There are intelligent people out there who settle for doing mundane jobs and living mundane lives because it's comforting to them that they don't have to challenge themselves. There are some highly intelligent people who commit crimes in order to live in prison because the routine there and the exclusion from the outside world free's them mentally from having to think constantly and having their intelligence as a difference between them and the majority of society. Steven Russell is an example of this, a man who escaped prison several times (mostly for the challenge) but committed other crimes or made it easy to be found in order to go back to prison, his stories were portrayed in the movie 'I love you Phillip Morris'. In Whitley Bay there is an elderly man who is highly intelligent, went to Oxford and by his own admission found it incredibly easy, down things like become a mayor, and did speeches on behalf of Nasa who is now an alcoholic with poor hygiene standards. Before anyone says, it's not old man bullshit, the guy has photo's and other evidence to prove it. Thanks Stifler

Saw him last week and he played in the hole, he was mighty impressive despite the fact they got tanked. Also a canny set piece taker.

Who else has left? Thought it was poot that killed Bimpy? IP's usually the grafter in midfield who does all the dirty work to set the chances up for others, but he's tucked this one away himself with little involvement in the build-up.

Who gives a fuck? Utter melts.

It's like having a fixer.

I don't know but I am fucking loving it.

Cyberblood will be spilled.

IP strikes again.

Seems like LFEE is getting these on BT Sport tomorrow morning, I'll let him tell you the details: http://i.imgur.com/jIbEk3B.jpg http://i.imgur.com/RxaQMJx.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sb7uoah.jpg?1?8115 http://i.imgur.com/zk2W5XJ.jpg?1

Tell me the 5th and let's make a deal. Unless it's me.

Stu's reply still cracks me up: Just bought a new pair of shoes, really comfy and get my feet dry. Just a bit worried that they won't clean my carpet for me Had his moments.

A 4 year grudge. Impressive.

Love a bit of Kompany:

Honestly.

"I have learned one thing also since I have been here: that Newcastle fans want to win and they want to win every game, and that's what we are going to try to do." Thanks Al

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It's getting to the stage where we should just stick the 95-97 one on there and be done with it.

Updated now. We're ready for 2014/15. Yay.