Rich

If they're covering the entirety of his wages then the club will be looking at it as £x saved from now until 30th June (24 weeks exactly). What do we reckon he was on?

Paid by the word, probably.

Thrilling

In Confirmed: Luuk de Jong (Borussia Monchengladbach) - Loan - http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140129/newcastle-complete-de-jong-capture_2281670_3644177 Out Confirmed: Jonás Gutiérrez (Norwich City) - Loan - http://www.canaries.co.uk/news/article/gutierrez-joins-13012014-1292649.aspx Yohan Cabaye (Paris Saint-Germain) - £19m - http://www.psg.fr/en/News/003001/Article/65397/Yohan-Cabaye-joins-Paris-until-June-2017 Curtis Good (Dundee United) - Loan - http://www.dundeeunitedfc.co.uk/index.asp?tm=2&nid=4716&cd=2014 Finance Total Spent: £0m Total Received: £19m Net Spend: -£19m Notes Confirmed = where a transfer is officially announced by the buying or selling club. Rumoured = where reasonably credible/respectable or multiple sources credit an interest. Fees based on media reports only (most are undisclosed these days).

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I tried to come and bid you adieu but couldn't see you amongst the mass of mungers on the dancefloor.

HF, you should really get a job in PA if you don't have one already.

Academy was shut, which was surprising for a Saturday night! Thought the other places were spot-on for the most part, not places I'd ever usually go to but will definitely start to now. Town Wall in particular was nomalo, Bodega a bit dead but it had Brooklyn on tap and darts so you can't complain there.

We went there to meet SanToon's bit of stuff above all else, being the immense wingmen that we are. I fucking hated that Head of Steam bit afterwards, dunno if anyone could tell...

He hates Wolves.

Head for me Back's not hurting for the first time after one of those, mind, so I'm thankful to Coach Lane for changing the surface to whatever that new stuff is. Much more spring than the rubber crumb and no black bits everywhere for once as well.

Tag-team darts. I don't feel human today like

Currently pooing in Bodega, so fair to say we're off to a barnstorming start. Thanks for coming Greg, made it much better having two proper keepers!

Anyone getting bus or Metro up from the Coast?

Some class pics, really sharp. Cheers for that Matty! The one with Greg's fingertip save to keep it 0-0 is my personal favourite, back in the days when we still had hope.

Was that not Rich? Haha I appreciate the fact that you missed out when I did play the pass it was wonky and intercepted

Think I'll be having nightmares about your front four tonight, didn't matter who was on/off at any point

Think Kev and Heza had 2 each.

Heza nearly rainbow flicked me. FML.

Also don't think there was a single ringer present, to be fair

Deserved win for the Reds, spot on all over the park really. Game played in great spirits for the most part, which is always nice. Rumours of a snubbed handshake are troubling, though.

Disco didn't even have to use a rod there, just got his little net out.

At least we spent £6m on the latter to play him there, much more painful than watching him toil in midfield/upfront too. Such a come down from anyone of ability that we used to have out there. Has he got a trick? No Is he quick? No Does he have a change of pace? No Can he control or pass the ball? No Will he play like Joey O'Brien? Yes Loving this Joey O'Brien thing btw.

I heartily supported that signing.