Rich

Baines is like a man possessed.

Tremendous goal in the circumstances. Come on you bobbins cunts.

What a fucking goal!!!!!

Where's the fucking yellow?

Henderson's position again

Zombie.

Get him off.

He's dead.

Seems like they've got the perfect ref for it too.

Baines is stepping up here, good lad.

This is awful man.

Henderson just hides in plain sight. Laughable.

So schoolboy.

Not unlike Gerrard at all tbh

Barkley and Wilshere for Henderson and Welbeck, bring Sterling in and match them up. Won't happen. We're still in regardless like. Howay.

Massive gap between back 6 and front 4, nobody wants the ball centrally due to the pressure of their diamond in there and our left side is utter bobbins.

Actually for England I'm just going with this PP offer of a free bet for every losing "correct score" bet if Uruguay win. Just a quid each on 0-0, 1-1, 2-2. Win-win-win.

ROONEY TO SCORE

Huggs is on a roll.

Latest is that he's going to have some painkilling injections to play.

Helder Postiga perfect hat-trick.

Had a scan of a few teams and was impressed, really nicely written and I like the "classic" sort of formatting you've done it in. Very smart.

Same team for Colombia, Ivory Coast have put Gradel in for Kalou.

I'm so Alpha.

Didn't realise Portugal were without Rui Patricio and Fabio Coentrao as well