Rich

Bolek, Santon, Cissokho, Random Centre Back, Maiga/Roux. It's fucking happening!!

I refuse to accept this. You were supposed to be the chosen one!

Alessandro Pistone was a right-footed left-back signed from Inter Milan at a similar age, for a similar price as well. Surely not? SURELY NOT?

Nar!!!

Been fine for ages man. He was insufferable in his early days. No way was it about Big Brother, ffs

Let's hope Demba Ba can follow our lead and work through his tough beginning to life as an NUFC player. /threadsaved

Aye jog on. Am i meant to Ask Jeeves or summat? Read the f***ing thread! It's hardly of Ben Arfa proportions. (It's a regional newspaper, so we're hoping it's more reliable. Nothing concrete to say it is though.) Admin will also be offering an arse-wiping service in the near future, folks. Really ? good because i have terrible trouble with clinkers hanging on to my hairy starfish. Dave has special shears for those, so you'll be fine. "Hairy starfish" is horrific by the way. Can't believe I haven't heard it before.

Read the other thread, you massive vagina.

Tongue is firmly in cheek Yorkie. Thought you'd have understood this by now.

Even I don't act the Billy Big Bollocks and come marching into threads demanding information. Much. Certainly not thrice in the space of five minutes

Aye jog on. Am i meant to Ask Jeeves or summat? Read the fucking thread! It's hardly of Ben Arfa proportions. (It's a regional newspaper, so we're hoping it's more reliable. Nothing concrete to say it is though.) Admin will also be offering an arse-wiping service in the near future, folks.

This has also been answered within the last page or two (3-4 days)

You lazy bugger.

#Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country. Could be worse, could be Yid, eating borscht from a dustbin lid.# It works. Too far?

He did score one goal and has played up front though "Played" is such a strong verb to use there.

It's at the top of the page Ironic. Literally the blind leading the blind

Think Nut deciphered it all a page or two ago. Came from Talksport.

Please log out of Jonny Hall's account, Dave. That avatar Every time.

Mick been on to blame Pards for this yet?

Aye, Dave's right on this one. If the fasting thing is affecting him so much - which I would presume it would be (to an extent) given the rigorous nutritional plans players have these days - why play him?

Eerily similar to a comment I made about Scunny. All depends on our performance, basically. On paper we're miles better than both but it means nowt if you don't turn up and you have Lovenkrands on the right wing. Shit, that sounded like a throwaway comedic exaggeration at first, but both elements are probably correct. It's toeing the line between the two, for sure. Classic bit of "experienced player shoehorning" from Pards, that one.

Eerily similar to a comment I made about Scunny. All depends on our performance, basically. On paper we're miles better than both but it means nowt if you don't turn up and you have Lovenkrands on the right wing.

20th September-22nd September

Bit of a stinker. Middle of the road sort of draw in the grand scheme. Do hate Forest fans, though, so another win would be champion.

Blame Pards.