Rich

Classic SSN. Get it sorted man so I can turn you off.

Made a thread Cheers for the reminder Jamie.

01. Aldershot Town/Carlisle United 02. Arsenal 03. Aston Villa 04. Birmingham City 05. Blackburn Rovers 06. Bolton Wanderers 07. Brighton & Hove Albion 08. BURNLEY 09. Cardiff City 10. Charlton Athletic/Preston North End 11. Chelsea 12. Crystal Palace/Wigan Athletic 13. Everton 14. Fulham 15. Leeds United 16. Leicester City 17. Leyton Orient/Bristol Rovers 18. Liverpool 19. Manchester City 20. Manchester United 21. Middlesbrough 22. Millwall 23. Milton Keynes Dons 24. Newcastle United 25. Nottingham Forest 26. Rochdale 27. Shrewsbury Town 28. Stoke City 29. Swindon Town/Southampton 30. Tottenham Hotspur 31. West Bromwich Albion 32. Wolverhampton Wanderers Due anytime now on Sky Sports News.

According to the police he's broken someone's jaw, ran off then been caught and arrested. As I said before, by all accounts they wanted him out of the club anyway. He's just confirmed it. Not a lot else to it really, the club stood by Carroll because of his ability (value). This is the point, at the end of the day. He's given the club excuse they've been searching for to get rid of him. Regardless of what actually happened, I'd be amazed if this doesn't see him cut loose. As Dave says he has no real value and he's on a stupidly long contract (which, again, they signed off on). What he's done is nowhere near as bad as a few things Carroll did, but money talks to these people more than most.

Get in, it's working! Dave's like Chris from Sopranos, people, he needs someone to lay some tough love down on him. Who's the forum Paulie?

Piss off.

As I said, not just this thread. This intervention has been on my mind a while. Now sit down and we'll all tell you why you're shite...

Aye, maybe. The vendetta has still been somewhat over the top at times. If he's assaulted someone unprovoked, fair enough, or instigated it all himself. If it was a "fight" that he "won", then this can get to fuck.

Not just that post. You've been stinking up the joint everywhere else as well man! You're turning a sure thing into a two-horse race. Stop pissing on our chips

Nice straws you have there. Dave, you're getting silly now like. Going to be running Colocho close come forum awards time unless you snap out of this.

What a shock to see this post.

Jesus wept.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRleZdoCwitOtScDi-mOiAYIesQpg7p9i_XXfTkPDfidYm4Ge3Ziw

Let's hope this is the same.

SJP doing the Alan Partridge "ahaaa" in perfect harmony would be magical.

Aye, that'll be dead easy considering I live in Edinburgh. FFS. That's all the news there is at the moment big man, I'm sure someone will post in here as soon as more breaks.

It's from L'Alsace, which appears to be a regional newspaper. Had searched for more information re: reliability but gave up due to my lacking Nut's mad French skills. Regional makes me more inclined to believe it, for some odd reason. Surely less "tabloidy"?

Given the club the excuse they may have been looking for.

You are belying your username with these mate. Absolutely terrible

Wont be Arsenal considering they have Sagna. Aye, but then you could argue Bosingwa/Ivanovic for Chelsea. Either seem odd destinations to me. I know Bosingwa has struggled since a strong start, but he's looked alright in their openers hasn't he?

He seems more of a withdrawn player, again, certainly doesn't strike you as being prolific or a "goalscorer" in those videos - to pigeonhole things somewhat.

Aye, absolute joke that there's a website dedicated to it. Would be interested to see how many turn out to be accurate guesses.

Anyway, in terms of the comment "ridiculously" may have been overstating it a bit, meant more in terms of his ability to go either way when dribbling and looking comfortable on either side (bit Hatem-ish). Impressed that I must be dopey enough to have you believe I could see him as entirely left-footed in one game (shooting, etc.) and then right-footed in another

Not watched them all, but you realise one of them is reversed yeah? Aye. Does that really get around copyright stuff? It gets done all the time with wrestling on YouTube as well.