Rich

Aye, I've had the e-mail about this and the letter about the club membership this week as well. Basically if I now want access to the video section of the website and the chance to buy match tickets I have to spend £47.50 a season. Jesus wept. Think it was £22 last time around. I'm not much one for moaning at anything and everything, but that's a bit of a kick in the knackers.

I hope you're not tempting fate with that comment. As for Tavernier I hope that if /when Enrique goes I hope that he won't be put in the team and expected to cope straight away. Most young players should be gradually introduced. Remember Tavernier was playing Blue Square football on loan last season with Gateshead FC and its a big leap from that to the premiership. Well aye, he's a right-back though. But Tavernier did provide cover on both sides in the pre season tour. He's hardly going to become our first-choice left-back if Jose leaves though is he? That's the bit I was surprised by. He's shown some good promise again in these pre-season games and I do think they'll try and do as you suggest and ease him in gradually.

I think everyone knew that anyway to be fair mate, Gameiro always looked like his replacement more than anything and PSG haven't stopped spending yet. It's why so many are surprised at his reported/supposed insistence upon staying to "fight for his place".

Aye, Gameiro/Hourau are the two you're probably talking about. They're the first choice pair as it stands, but with Pastore on the way they might be looking at moving away from 4-4-2.

I hope you're not tempting fate with that comment. As for Tavernier I hope that if /when Enrique goes I hope that he won't be put in the team and expected to cope straight away. Most young players should be gradually introduced. Remember Tavernier was playing Blue Square football on loan last season with Gateshead FC and its a big leap from that to the premiership. Well aye, he's a right-back though.

Wish this goofy cunt would just stay, tbh.

Lee Charnley, Dekka's finger puppet.

Happens to us all the time. I reckon Sordell will step up, Iwelumo will be a good foil. A couple of players from Scotland to complement what we have look like they'll do a job, defence strengthened by having an actual left-back as well as David Mirfin who appears to be solid, adding actual defensive cover, as well as whoever else wants to pop up and do a job from Harefield (and loanees, we're bound to get a couple in), we'll do fine. Dave Mirfin is quality, just needs to get a solid run behind him without any injuries. Hope he does well for you down there.

I love how much the word "smokescreen" rears it's head on here every summer. I do think this lad is the current top target, but I'm not ambitious given the Gameiro/Gervinho deals

Get in. Nice little bit of good news here. Quite happy with our striking options if we get an Erdinc type in.

It's always a knee injury. Same with every taxi driver I've ever spoken too... and all of my uncles.

Wiki is his friend Someone edit something and see if he reads it out. ;D Oi!

Don't think you're giving him enough credit like, he's done plenty of research for this.

Fill dead air. This is how you do it. Only complaint is that he's a bit airy. Needs to sigh. I think it's class for radio commentary like, he knows fucking everything!

He's like an dyslexic encyclopedia.

This guy is dropping the knowledge bombs all over like, can't deny that.

Lollipops

OH MERCY! How far behind am I, ffs?

Good-looking midfielder

You just love the Toon man. Might as well give up this Everton facade.

WE'RE STREAKING!

I like him, trying his heart out.

This is what I wanted from Orlando, would that have really been so hard? Could have spiced that shite right up.

"Combustible force." Dollar has improved a bit since I was there as well.

Loving the old chap singing his heart out here like. I'm guessing this may be as good as tonight gets. FOR THE LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...