Rich

I'm not sure I fully believe the comment itself, I'm not sure even Keegan does, but I love what it was designed to do and has subsequently done, if you get me. He's not a daft bloke like.

Telegraph. One of the worst articles I've seen on there, utterly pointless.

It works for Sven.

I'm loving all of this stuff, personally. People can't stop talking about us.

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_3074757,00.html Got 22 goals this season apparently, he's no Vassell tbh...but can anyone who has seen more of him than me tell me about him. What type of player is he (Compare him to someone who has played in England...?) I don't like the bloke much personally, as he's a gangly sort with a bit of a rogue streak in him. I've seen him play a good number of times for Sevilla thanks to the wonders of Sky's relentless Spanish Football coverage. I would genuinely struggle to compare him to anyone of note in the Premiership, he strikes me as a unique sort of striker, who's big and powerful, but has a good touch and can run with the ball at his feet. Sort of like an Henry, but obviously not to that level of brilliance. Is a frustrating sort of player in many ways, but when he's on form and if given the right service he'll score plenty of goals. I've seen him score all sorts of different goals, he's strong in the air and a powerful runner as well. Could be an inspired signing.

Where's that GHoeber-X fella to tell us Kluivert is still better and RVN is the spawn of satan's horse?

I only know him because he's a beast on Football Manager, and for all the stick the game takes on here as a basis of knowledge, it's pretty well researched these days. I suppose for many that's enough to get them excited. Like you, I'll wait and see if it does happen and hope for the best.

Fair enough, that post has made me less sceptical, personally. It's nice to dream.

SSR has been on fire lately. Fair play.

Apologies if this has already been posted within another article, but it looked new to me. It's on the Channel 4 website.

Do you trust the person who told you? As far as sauces go, is he more of a HP or a Daddies?

Doctor - "Why, Mrs Kluivert, that's the fattest baby I've ever seen!" Midwife - "You think that's something, the woman in the next ward has just given birth to a horse." :laugh:

Surely a medical is the final part of the deal, though? If you complete your medical then you've usually had an offer accepted for you, agreed a contract, etc. Why would it take a few days to unveil them after a medical? Does it have to be the final part? Maybe everything has been agreed but not yet finalised. [/dreaming] I like this new hopeful Dave. We'll see. He's about the 3rd person who's posted this about Woodgate, though.

Who is Pandev? http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=49301.0

Surely a medical is the final part of the deal, though? If you complete your medical then you've usually had an offer accepted for you, agreed a contract, etc. Why would it take a few days to unveil them after a medical?

I was going to post something very similar, but didn't for fears of this turning into a slagging session. I was fishing with that last bit, in fairness. Should have checked if Alex was online first... like a bee to honey he would have been.

Didn't make sense once the other post was removed, howay man!

Have we ever had two players who were exactly the same age? This could be a great trivia question. Where's James, he'd love a thread like this.

Not sure there are any "legal" ways, unfortunately. Probably a timely moment to remind people that online streaming is illegal, and could get us a spank on the e-bottom if spotted. So no links please folks.

Get out of town.

Born on exactly the same day, didn't know that prior to spotting it on NUFC.com there. That's amazing. Also, cannot believe Taylor has played 106 games here already.

Huzzah!

We have Enrique who imo seems much better. Than Wayne Bridge? Get out of town.

spurs is north london... Sometimes I get the feeling that (for some posters) "cockney" refers to anything south of Leeds. That's how I use it, despite knowing full well how factually incorrect it is. If nothing else it winds the fuckers up. Same here. I think most are aware it's East London.