Theregulars

It's imperative that away fans on Saturday turn up with a giant banner which bears the details of your tax self-assessment form. Just a big, larger than life self-assessment form.

Being Paul Merson is a massively cuntish thing to be.

Judge has asked for a unanimous verdict, so at least one of them has gone into the deliberations with a different opinion to the rest. Or it could be split down the middle, we don't know. I've never done jury duty but I imagine they'll be talking it over as you say, with the majority trying to convince the minority that they are correct. Judge asking for a unanimous verdict basically means the evidence is pretty dubious/debatable. Judge is normally prepared to accept 10-2.

Vinnie Jones. Used to love watching Alonso for Liverpool. Ozil, xavi, (ginger) pirlo, stu Dow, mark kinsella, Zola

and I fucking love Newcastle United.

I fucking love hard-fought wins like that.

great from Shola

Ameobi will just play in defence

Shola's coming

WHAT A FUCKING SAVE

so lucky there.

Perch man

Given no chance

Bye bye Shola

MY WORD

where was Simpson?

Another fucking foul.

I've been so impressed by us this half, totally dominant at the minute.

Should have scored

They're both a cynical team and a dirty team. Standard McCleish

How many times are they fouling Cisee?

Cliche like but the next goal is so crucial.

Also, you know Shola is coming on for Ba.

Cisse's workrate should show Shola why he's not playing.

Our corners have been rubbish today.