Elric

Purely off gut feeling I think we'll fuck about / get strung along with various (incoming) deals until mid-to-late August, really hoping I'm wrong 😅

Is he a snide cunt like his da? 😅

We'd give Auckland a game, marra.

I hope the fixture list allows for us to be the ones to relegate these cunts. Blast some Fender out after the final whistle to twist the knife Ps. Sunderland as a club and fanbase are fucking shite, and the city is a toilet xx

Hopefully we've learned from the Guehi saga, if the signs are there that a player isn't that arsed we need to move the fuck on, and quickly. I know that was mainly down to Parish, but we can't afford to piss away weeks and months chasing something that isn't going anywhere.

Bring back Boreyney from Sampdoria, marra.

There were precisely TWO mackems at Blaydon comp when I went there. First one - CDT teacher. Actually from Sunderland, decent bloke actually. For a mackem 'Mackem' #2 - contrarian little shit who 'supported' Sunderland just to try and be different, never went to one match as far as I know. Never once seen one of these cunts wearing their colours in the Blaydon / Winlaton area. Or heard that wretched fucking accent Edit: I know this isn't the arguement being made but I wouldn't put it past them to retcon any of this area into being some kinda former stronghold, dafties.

Maybe it'll be the (frankly fucking horrific ) scenario where we keep Wilson on some buttons contract and sign DCL, with the hope that somehow there'll be enough minutes cobbled together to give Isak a rest 🤔

Record outgoing fee? Mags greyn with envy, marra.

Ssshhhh, been a long day man

They're welcome to him for 800k a week like, if that's what it actually is Edit: nevermind, obvious parody account (I think? ), nothing to see here

I'll admit that I know very little about Khusanov's city career, but didn't he get Boumsong levels of rinsed in his first few games? Maybe he improved significantly after that but... yeah 😅

I just remember Dyer perpetually having fucking shin splints

How the fuck is Danny Murphy gonna comment on anyone's athleticism?

Been at the acceptance stage for a while now Can't wait for us to get him in then fuck around until mid to late August for anyone else 😅