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Poor Isak. Another 90 of chasing lost causes.

Tell Hall that Joelinton is going to toe punt him in his backside for every daft flick he does in his own third.

Hall ffs. Second time.

This match is going to be a life-shortener.

Going to enjoy Southampton getting trounced for the rest of the season completely guilt free.

Need a second goal. Hall is still learning his craft defensively, looks vulnerable.

I celebrated a lot. Just want someone to give Brereton a real headbutt at full time.

Have you say though, I know there's a lot of understandable rust, but thought Newcastle weren't great pre-red card.

Pawson has really overachieved at being an utter dickhead, hasn't he? Completely immune to reason or reviewing his decisions.

That Ipswich lad Luongo looks like one of the least agile players I've seen in a while. No short of effort but he turns around so slowly!

Not a good ball by Rashford.

Reminds me of WCW-era Jeff Jarrett.

Quite funny tbh.

Well, at least the broadcasters picked a barnstormer to globally advertise the return of the Premier League.

If I'd known I could get the second best Bruno to fluff all his chances, I'd have taken the hit ages ago.

It's been nearly 20 years (probably) and I was immediately bitter that Laurent Robert got sent off because of Bergkamp, when Bergkamp kicked it straight at him.

Read it and weep/beat me convincingly, lads.

24 years old is quite young in centre-back years. Probably not at his peak for three or fours. Trust the scouting team.

Cheers Bimp

Who's the cheapest defender who will get minutes?

Trying to jinx this possibility out of existence: but I can see him being too hyped up to come back and repay the faith the club has had in him, and getting sent off

Agree with this, but I also don't want to root for him. My plan is to just load up on Newcastle and Arsenal players as they tend to be the most destructive.

It's a difficult one, primarily because we don't have much credible intelligence on this. But ultimately, if I had to guess... ...I think they conflated the words 'peruse' and 'pursuit'. I don't know where 'ment' came from.

Not sure how many years he's got left on his contract but I'd not sell him for peanuts. Would love an upgrade but he's an industrious and valuable squad player if we're not getting a decent wedge IMO.

https://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=184039&page=15 Palace forum seem a bit salty he's not moving to a "big 6" club.