Beren

That was absolutely typical Alan Pardew, that moment. - "Alan, you travel to Old Trafford on Saturday, did you know Everton won there tonight?" - (Quick as a flash) "No I didn't. Ah well, that'll just make our trip there even harder". :lol: I was listening to his interview through the ears of N-O. Some proper WUMmery going on, the cunt. Maybe my hate really has consumed my hearing because I could've sworn I heard him saying 'he' has fans

No Rooney or RvP, eh? Sounds like a good opportunity. Right, let's put 11 men behind the ball.

Yeah, he's out.

Inevitable pile of wank. Our boring four-game winning streak comes to an end. Cowardly approach from our cowardly manager. I have no issue with not playing such an open game against Chelsea and Spurs (although Spurs can't blow anyone off the park atm), but to carry that negativity into games against Norwich and WBA, then Swansea... well it's just history repeating itself. Pardew's lack of ambition/inability to build on a bit of momentum in the squad, and really give a Swansea side missing three strikers something to worry about is all too familiar. He can't develop shit. As Mick and many others said, with the exception of Norwich maybe, this just as easily could have been any of the previous four games. I'm sure the regime will be happy, no threat to the Europa places as we continue to redefine the zenith of our ambitions to the same level as Stoke City. Howard Webb was a cunt, as per. Handball was a penalty all day, but Remy was too casual and I think he dived too often. The substitutions were an absolute embarrassment. Cabaye and Tiote both put in shameful displays.

Back to negative GD

Heads have dropped again. Manager gave up at half time, makes sense they would too I suppose.

Obertan. I blame Sissoko more for passing to the talentless fraud.

Four for Suarez.

OOH! Just realised this means we get a new formation/team for our next match.

4 wins in 5, you traitor.

Remy's diving is horrid like.

Far too casual from Remy.

Haidara has visited the gym.

Be very surprised if we get anything now. Swansea have rhythm in their play, they're settled. They can pass the ball out of defence without any fear.

Wtf Hugh Laurie

Yuuurp.

Time for Plan B-... oh.

Shola's shot would have gone for a throw in

Vasquez off

Swansea's off the ball movement is really good tonight

Ameobi

Every time we touch the ball in their box I drink. I'm tee total.

Cabaye