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That last line is WUMmery I can only dream of - to end on "and UNITED to get the job done". Pow.

Only a passing mention of Newcastle. Correct scoreline. Man Utd's defensive record since derby loss. Wrong on everything else.

The real one. [As if you'd believe me: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/football_focus/15861497.stm]

The delivery of the bolded.

It's a parody folks

We battered them 6-0, and call me a sentimental old food, but I'd like to think that contributed to eventually getting McLeish who will hopefully enjoy a longe tenure with them. I'm happy to call us squared away - with us coming out a little ahead if anything.

Like cheating, isn't it?

Dortmund's kit is good.

Song having a stonking game. Excellent player when in his stride.

Poor from Gervinho when clean through.

Speaking of shite keeping, but has anyone noticed Cech looking quite dodgy lately? (Not necessarily tonight - I'm not watching). Hoping Cabaye can capitalise in a few weeks.

Arsenal's front 6 work so well. Really great attacking force. Even with the selfish and (at times) idiotic Gervinho. So glad they have their back five

What a class run by Song!!

A classic finish after sliding down the hill. Not sure that made sense. I thought of a witty retort then posted immediately without thinking whether it made sense. I am absolutely out of control. Got it He scored despite being over the hill.

Always said he was class. Good goal?

Chrome for the body of a car? My god, how could you possibly declare to the world that you have no concept of taste any better? You could eat your dinner off that bonnet. You could slide pieces of broad through the windows and expect toast to come up through the roof. Fucking chrome.

No clue how Villa and Torres are ahead of him. It'd be like Glen Johnson getting picked over Micah-... oh. Villa I can understand as he can play wide left too and he is still pretty lethal. Torres? Not at all. I guess Llorente is a different kind of player but howay man Del Bosque the bloke has better than 1 in 2 over the last 3.5 seasons. Beg to differ. Most profligate top club forward for a while now IMO. At Barca, it doesn't fucking matter though. Aye, miss a chance at Barça and you know you're probably going to get at least 1 more in the game to rectify and if not Messi will score anyway. Yup, on a really, really bad day.

Just thought of something scary. Imagine if Barca signed Robin van Persie.

No clue how Villa and Torres are ahead of him. It'd be like Glen Johnson getting picked over Micah-... oh. Villa I can understand as he can play wide left too and he is still pretty lethal. Torres? Not at all. I guess Llorente is a different kind of player but howay man Del Bosque the bloke has better than 1 in 2 over the last 3.5 seasons. Beg to differ. Most profligate top club forward for a while now IMO. At Barca, it doesn't fucking matter though.

No clue how Villa and Torres are ahead of him. It'd be like Glen Johnson getting picked over Micah-... oh.

Just saw a video called Davide Santon vs Manchester City [31.07.11] by this chap called lamatico11 - didn't realised he'd played them before.

I hope the players don't have the same psychological block about going to OT as us world-weary fans!

Stoke, Liverpool and Man Utd. Then Blackburn and Sunderland - but hate is such a strong word to use for Sunderland, they're just there and annoying sometimes, but never that annoying.

Definitely seen opposition teams targeting him.