Beren

Henderson

No more so than Chelsea need rid of over-the-hill Drogba.

Sarah Jessica Parker has a few bob flying about.

That's really, really shit news. Our weakest area in the squad by far. Far more important than a new striker in January IMO.

All with a view to getting the fat cancerous bell end and his gimp out of the club, and officially changing it back to SJP.

Of course not, but like political parties there are the lesser of many evils. And if we deal in reality, you'd rather have the Northern Lights Stadium than the Cheesy Wotsits Arena.

Stu is right, tbh. They've got fans by the short and Colos (), on this. Just have to hope any possible external bidder is a bit more reputable/less tacky than Sports Direct. If they're not, then kicking off will be a positive move by fans. Bit of a gamble, but few companies are more tacky than Sports fucking Direct tbh

Blackburn are looking a different, mean prospect with Pedersen back in the team. Wouldn't be surprised to see them bully and barge their way up the table in the ugliest way possible over the next few games/months.

No reason to think he's not part of Ashley's regime. The timing of this: http://www.skysports.com/story/0%2C%2C11095_7261001%2C00%2Ben-USS_01DBC.html is too precise. He's the buffer Ashley is using IMO. I respect his footballing work so far this season (and tbf, he's done some fantastic work - not perfect, but very good I can't deny), but not sold on Pardew as being independent of Ashley simply because I don't think Ashley would have brought in someone who wasn't part of his regime. Ashley would have sooner have made our clueless DL manager of the side. [/imo]

Orange would have been good if we'd bought lots of Dutch players to accompany Tim Krul instead of lots of French speakers

You can change the number on the coding to increase that.

http://www.kitbag.com/stores/kitbag/help/help.aspx?hpg=contactus

GTFO. Haven't seen/used IE in years. Why does it look so clean, uncluttered and unshit? Bah, nevermind. I'll investigate it myself.

What web browser is that?

They're deleting all the negative ones. Nice one lads. You're kidding?

On this dark day(/well, morning now..) we at least still have Sbragia:

That line really struck me. It's not even fucking hyperbole. If they could change the word "Newcastle" for a few million and get away with it, they really wouldn't hesitate for a moment.

Okay, that, I actually wouldn't mind. []

IIRC, many posters have not contributed to Ashley's wealth for some time now.

Monitise

Nah, I love Ren and Stimpy. They were fucked up.

Quoted for requoting.

Whoever buys the right to the stadium will be hated in much the same was as Sports Direct are currently.

Luckily, I think this would cost more than its worth.

Tool.