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I'd go with the Guardian line-up too. Maybe put Savic in for Kompany, and swap Balotelli around with Hart.

If you're leaving it alone, that's good enough for me you betting devilspawn!

In all seriousness: Everton 8/15 Tottenham 8/15 Stoke DNB 3/10 Looking at that, anyway.

Anyone betting on Sunderland to beat Fulham, then?

He's stalling while he composes it Be prepared, man.

I remember when this thread used to be about things which were not worthy of a thread.

Stick around this time Wireside It's all good fun.

Whatevs, Sepp.

That's how they get their revenue, man. It's how they afford Silva and Dzeko.

You browse the internet without an ad-blocker? Without a great one, apparently!

How shit is that MCFC forum? Audio ads on the thread pages ffs

No cigar.

Another cracking cameo off the bench hopefully. Was in surprisingly scintillating form before his injury.

So, Tiote and Marv are out. Front 6 of: Obertan Cabaye Guthrie Gutierrez Ba Best (Or are Obertan and Best still big doubts too? Hatem and Sammy will have to get involved at some point, presumably).

Talk about missing the boat! [/intentionally being a dick ] How serious is VDV's injury, do we know?

Copycat businesses with no serious barriers to entry (presumably) They can't do accumulators I don't think Competitors seem to have much better advertising

Same. Well, that and one other reason. As blessed with talented midfielders as they are (as penance perhaps) they have had a terribly out of form strikeforce for so long now IMO.

I don't think Obertan will make this one and fully expect Pardew to keep faith in his tried and tested 4-4-2 and his tried and tested personnel. Guthrie will come in out wide. I'd quite like us to gamble with HBA out wide, but it'd be quite a large gamble. Just think our best chance is to keep them on the back foot as best we can (ie. attacking and countering). Think it goes without saying that most of our players will have to play to (near) the top of their game, but Danny Simpson and HBA especially.

Won £67 yesterday on England/Chile yesterday.

Man City are 1/4 Draw 9/2 Newcastle 10/1 Hm. Ordinarily I'd bet heavily on Man City. Never know with Newcastle though

A doctor's note to get out of PE. Worked as a kid, works as an adult.

I remember that Can't help you find it, but it was very funny IIRC

Just watching back that goal Bergkamp scored against us. What a fantastic player.

If he's mouthing off like an inelegant prat in public, it's hardly as surreptitious as "trying to catch out" the bastards.