Beren

Weighing it up. Every now and again, I lump something silly on something fairly certain. Never been burnt before, but there's a first time for everything!

Arsenal / Man City lump double. Maybe a grand.

Elliot Simpson Colo Staylor Raylor Loven Cabaye Tiote Marveaux Ba Ameobi is what I think we'll see. Maybe Perch for Simpson. Wouldn't be surprised if Sammy and Best got the second 45 minutes, especially if we're down at HT.

Can someone with an RTG account please post it on here: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=629684&page=4 with a troll smiley, please? Fantastic video. Someone on here make it?

Drogba is a 4. Lovenkrands is an 8.

But not as exceptional as some. We have to call a spade a spade. and a plank a plank. I passed on that. I was going to use 'tool'.

There's no way on earth Shearer isn't a ten for goalscoring.

I've somewhat prematurely made my changes for next week. Ben Arfa and Micah Richards in Walcott and Staylor out (had too many Newcastle players) Now I've got Cabaye, Ben Arfa and Besty. I'd have more Newcastle players if I could

Might as well put a Mike Ashley troll-face to the right of the current lettering.

I'll ask Rich to change the font size.

Very happy with this, if true.

Jason Roberts has a future in football broadcast journalism IMO. Most of the ex-players are terrible though.

Forlan's one was worse IIRC.

Used to do that in my back garden as a kid!

Yeah, the but advantage and passage play was completed (albeit within a very short time!) and therefore you can't bring it back. It'd be like giving them two shots. If Hernandez hadn't got his shot away, or his ability to shoot had been impaired by the tackle - then fine.. but his shot was gone before the foul happened - and if it had gone in, there would be no penalty.

I assume the principles of playing "advantage" and then retrospectively awarding a yellow could apply to a foul in the penalty box.

Better than Shearer my arse

I missed a Chelsea Torres goal - feel like I just missed a fucking eclipse or solar phenomenon!

They weren't the better side for most of that half IMO. Bet they're fucking gutted about that too Oh aye, I'm sure they don't give a shite - but I'm fairly confident not too far from now this "invincible" aura they currently have about them will be a distant memory and teams will get in their faces and give them more of a fight. They've been good, but they've also been very lucky so far this season. Their shots-to-goals ratio has been fucking fantastic like

Yup, need to get off that automated system. It's wank.

They weren't the better side for most of that half IMO.

A little harsh. He didn't have room or time to comfortably get onto his right foot. Angle was tight and he had a clear view of Ramires and Sturridge queuing up to tap in. Pass was the better play. No, it was definitely the right move to make - no arguments from me there, but in terms of mentality I question whether a striker full of confidence and beans would have taken it on. A piddling thing though.

Sturridge and Mata make them a completely different side. Such cutting edge.

It was a good pass, but I don't think it was so much unselfish as him lacking conviction to take it on - which is a little sad. Goal greedy strikers are good! [Except Gervinho yesterday who was just a selfish twat! ]