Beren

Chelsea hanging in. If this is their bad patch though... interesting to see how long they can keep stride with the Mancs.

Ah wuz there when Di Jong-Won scored. Betta than JudasBent, Jones, Welbeck, Gyan. Brucie calls him "his Little Sessegnon".

Was close to £215 but for a referee who had laid against Arsenal -1 and Sunderland's late goal. If Man Utd win end the day in £75 profit though.

Aye, 'cuz they're wankers.

Honestly, that is the worst refereeing performance I've seen in so long. Sympathy for Wenger for once.

Ref at Swansea bent as a 7-bob note.

BBC Liverpool bias gone too far. Propaganda.

It's no Laurent Robert and Craig Bellamy on

Some class play from RVP. Unlucky to hit the wrong side of the post.

Walcott having one of his useless-final-ball days

I tell you, the amount of time and space Arsenal are willing to give other teams out wide- just because you can't cross and head it in effectively, doesn't mean others can't!

Weird goal - good finish from an angle mind.

Swansea look dangerous too. Haven't had much of the ball though.

Arsenal moving about nicely, but not nearly quickly enough.

Swansea players busts the net saving a shot from Walcott on the line

Cracking save from Szczesny.

Ramsey through on goal lifts a chance high and wide. Slipped I think.

That was the one line that made me chuckle out loud. Might as well have put have a troll smiley after that bit.

You have an addiction, mate! Too many bets!!

Which game to watch? Arse, City, Toffs or Chelski? Hmm.

Fair enough! Man City -1 Arsenal -1 Chelsea -1 (Seeing that Chelsea front three starting, couldn't resist!)

Holy shit that's a fantastic Chelsea front three.

Why you no bet, OCK?

You can go first Beren Your suggested litmus test (bolded) is bollocks, and you know it. No offence, but your WUMmery needs to have a semblance of plausibility if you want to get a decent paroxysm/bite from your mark. Read more: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news//tm_headline=newcastle-united-board-answer-your-questions%26method=full%26objectid=29396067%26siteid=72703-name_page.html