chicago_shearer

The players we had out there today cannot be that clueless. Something is broken in our training, and I suspect that something in Pardew. Get rid Ashley.

Just wait until Hughton is found out though.

Sometimes you are reminded that Tiote was a squad player in the Dutch league.

That would have been a fitting end actually.

Season almost over.

People give managers too much credit for their ability to completely alter a game through tactics and team talks. The worst indictment of Pardew was never tactics or "negativity". Talented players we have signed have visibly regressed in his time in charge. They look unfit and disorganized. And for that reason above all, he needs to go.

Entire preseason tour should be in San Lorenzo. Whatever it takes to get him to stay.

Pardew needs to go, and we need to target players with some experience in the Premier League in the summer. Neither likely to happen, because both are expensive.

Can't see him getting sacked unfortunately. Not with his massive contract.

It's a shame Hughton is a coach and not a manager, because he does a pretty good impression of a manager. Getting a squad of poor/average players positive and motivated for a big game.

YESSSSSSSS

My sphincter is a pretty effective Relegationometer at the moment.

I wish I had one scrap of confidence that we'll hold on to this.

Why. Just why.

No excuse for sitting this deep. Just asking for trouble.

Pardew notepad: 1) Needs more men behind ball 2) Needs more hoofing 3) Note to self: Obertan for HBA on 70 minutes.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Fucking love you Ben Arfa

It isn't. At all. Remy to score, Cisse will miss 2 or 3 clear cut chances, we'll cock up every corner and Pardew will bring on Obertan for Ben Arfa at 70 minutes.

I love Swansea and I love Wales.

I'll buy a damn Swansea kit if they win and we manage to stay up.

Feck off! They deserve to go down and then we can swap managers. Wouldn't want Martinez. I want Wigan down more than anyone to be honest. Watching Martinez try and console a teary eyed Mcmanacunt on the final day would be almost as good as the feeling of staying up.

Inconceivable.

Shola & gosling, just the players you need to save the day

Can't watch this. Simpsons moment of genius is enough for me.