HawK

Got to feel a bit for Moyes, who expected THIS Newcastle to turn up today

How many centre backs, playing at centre back have scored PL hattricks?

OMG he's on for a hattrick

The further he stays away from playing the better for this team imo atm :/

Hall SO good

Joelinton's shut me up already pretty quickly this half

Fwiw I think our best central defence pairing is Thiaw-Burn, and I have publicly stated prior to this season Schar is arguably our best ever PL centreback. Burn's becoming undeniably class imo and ahead of Botman, and Thiaw is just better than Schar. How many years of poor CBs have we had at the club in the past 30 years... we've never been so spoiled

Pleased Wolte's got a goal today as well, after bursting onto the scene he ran out of steam a bit. This will help his confidence

Fair

Joelinton's been a bit of a passenger today

I think absolutely everybody has been justified in the criticism of Elanga up until today. No agendas, just passing comment on performances. Today, he's playing very well and long may it continue. Like Willock vs Marseille, credit where it's due and let's hope it gives the lad some confidence to keep going.

Almost nothing as satisfying as absolutely humping the scouse makems at their shiny new floating stadium

That's a 90s highlight reel finish. No place in 2020s PL, what a fucking goal.

OMG

I'm confused, aren't goalkeepers meant to use their fists on crosses

So want Miley to get MotM today to cement him in this team

Elanga pulls off a give and go, he's perked up today

One of the best in the business at CB is wor Dan.

Miley's better than Anderson was at his age. He's going to be quality

England's real number 6 showing how's it's done, superior player to Anderson

So pleased for Lewis Miley I've been shouting for so long for him to be starting for us

That Ramsdale distribution.

Miley so good on the ball