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I'm sure there's a metaphor around that people who live in crystal palaces shouldn't be stoning

Yep ! And when he's making up ground, he tries to get some DRS by dipping his head momentarily

Imagine planning ahead to unfurl those works of art as your primary reason for attending a PL match 300 miles away

£180m coming on, insane.

I don't think we even rolled teams in the PL like this in 95-96.. god we're good.

Of course it had to be Murphy, lad is on fire today. So pleased for him.

Damn, we're too fast for the TV crew

The sea be a bit choppy today

rofl that attempt against Pope

Intensity is our identity

That break was amazing, Longstaff's out-ball was perfection

Prime Albert

Jesus H Christ I hope there isn't a post limit on how many times I can call Schar the greatest central defender we've ever had.

More Linseed than Linton today. He needs a run of games.

He gets it

Palace don't have a viable answer, if they commit more to the defence of their left, it just leaves even more space for Gordon and Bruno. They're being outclassed.

Is that the Palace squad photo?

One word describes that first half. Juicy.

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We look like a top PL team.

Albert-esque in offense, Woodgate in defence. He's our best ever.

Almiron's an inside-foward, can finish chances but rarely offers anything else and puts the breaks on a lot of buildup play. Murphy isn't as lethal, but he's got a right foot and can spot a pass and can go round the outside on the right. Personally I think Murphy is underrated on here.

Fuck me, Schar makes everything look so easy. Woodgate levels of execution in everything he does.

Murphy's showing us what a two-footed player offers on the right, whole new dimension.