HawK

Heyyyy Woltemade Oooh ahh I wanna knowwwww If you'll shag my lass

Sorry thought you meant this week

Going to be a long shot that one as he's not in the CL squad

Sonne by Rammstein works Die Woltemade... Scheine!

Alexander Isak (now playing for Liverpool) I feel this is misleading and the title should be updated

To say Bruno's running through treacle is doing treacle a disservice. 3pts - goal for our new forward, clean sheet. Positives, negatives, bring on Barca.

Sandro

I think @Unbelievable has the most up-to-date stream

Wtf is that shrieking whistle, can someone give them a smack in the mouth please

Dark arts, need to keep fit for the CL campagain

Night and day from his last game when he was unfit, he's so good

Come on Elanga, show us what you're about these last 10 mins on the break

I worked at the school for a bit where the lad Ronaldo Vieira came through before he went to Leeds

Toti Gomes, I mean come on

Barnes finally does something

Tonali's been everywhere, Burn very good as well.

Good news is we've got the quality elsewise to cover for players having an off game.

Aye it's the obvious change - we're nearly at the magic sixty minute mark. Fingers crossed

Murphy's corners so far have been very good on balance. Who would have thought a lad whose best strength is striking a ball would be good at them.

Wow Trippier not taking the in-swinger

Dan Burn's upwards arc under Howe is Joelinton-esque

Why have we got a cable run literally 1 inch below ceiling tiles? Do people even know how laughable that is

I know I held my breath when he hit it, wonderful hit

Shearer loves Woltemade's header, 'wonderful ball in, but the header, absolutely magnificent'