Disco

Giz a job lads behaviour in the extreme by the Eurononce.

Yakewbew erasure going on in here.

Safety bet locked in for another potentially horrific hate watch.

Joao Paedo gets a no from this poster.

Fulham fans absolutely despise him. Fucked them off as a teenager.

Bet Jimmy Rat gets a proper bonk on when he's sacking people.

You absewlewtly know they’re having the driest roast dinners known man.

It’s your Athletic podcast. As Checko has said as we’ve been absolutely shite for ages and when your own club brings you no joy it’s imperative you learn the art of the hate watch and associated schadenfreude from a young age. All these lads having an awful time and paying through the nose for it is chefs kiss stuff. As a wider point seeing proper Man U fans turn more and more against us and other formerly inconsequential teams as we’ve got better and as your boys flounder has been great stuff. That it is in part due to the toxicity of the fan base has been an added delight. I was in the minority that wanted you to prevail last night but either way I couldn’t lose. Laaaavely as Glenn Hoddle would say.

Can highly recommend the latest Talk of the Devils podcast

Bournemouth 3-1 Leicester Fulham 1-2 Man City Ipswich 1-1 West Ham Liverpool 3-1 Palace Man United 0-2 Villa Newcastle 2-1 Everton Forest 1-1 Chelsea Southampton 0-3 Arsenal Spurs 1-2 Brighton Wolves 2-2 Brentford Thanks as always for sorting this out across the season @Magpie, a true N-O legend.

So painfully slow in the build up and so many passes to players standing still either out wide but marked or in positions where they can’t do anything.

Feels apt that it was Shaw who scored the OG to cancel the BBQ. Never rains, it pours.

Agent Ceferin knows the crack.

Looks like he’s just seen a disabled person having fun.

Bruno Fernanj dropping a 0/10. Impressive.

Man Utd have got absolutely nowt

Siddoon you fat cunt

Worra clearance by Fernanj there

Barry van der Venison

Heard better atmospheres at the Tory party conference where both sets of fans attend in their droves.

Keeper doing his best to make it 1-1

Bruno Fernanj playing like he stayed up all last night watching snuff videos on the dark web.

Punched in by Luke Shaw

Johnson gol Horrific defending and keeping

He’s been absolutely fine.