Disco

Upson struggling when they attack like.

He's keeping it ticking over nicely Lampard. Midfield has been top notch so far.

Encouraging that. Need a second though as we're looking dodgy at the back. Fabio making me eat my words so far.

Fucking laggy fucking shit stream.

Standard 4-4-2. Milner right, Gerrard left. Pitch looks poor.

Mon Inglun

Is he screaming things? Standard. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8752379.stm - might not work as you're abroad though.

Brian Blessed is class.

cough UNIVISION cough Not on yet. No chicas during the week, either. They do something called "Analysis". Ameritoon, I'm just as fucked up as you, man. Jesus we have to win! Devastating

cough UNIVISION cough

Slovenia v England line-ups Slovenia: 1-Samir Handanovic; 2-Miso Brecko, 4-Marko Suler, 5-Bostjan Cesar, 13-Bojan Jokic; 10-Valter Birsa, 8-Robert Koren, 18-Aleksandar Radosavljevic, 17-Andraz Kirm; 9-Zlatan Ljubijankic, 11-Milivoje Novakovic. England: 1-David James; 2-Glen Johnson, 15-Matthew Upson, 6-John Terry, 3-Ashley Cole; 16-James Milner, 4-Steven Gerrard, 8-Frank Lampard, 14-Gareth Barry; 19-Jermain Defoe, 10-Wayne Rooney. Referee: Wolfgang Stark (Germany) USA v Algeria line-ups: United States: 1-Tim Howard; 6-Steve Cherundolo, 15-Jay DeMerit, 12-Jonathan Bornstein, 3-Carlos Bocanegra; 10-Landon Donovan, 4-Michael Bradley, 19-Maurice Edu, 8-Clint Dempsey; 17-Jozy Altidore, 9-Hercules Gomez. Algeria: 23-Rais Ouheb Mbouli; 2-Majid Bougherra, 5-Rafik Halliche, 4-Antar Yahia, 3-Nader Belhadj, 21-Fouad Kadir, 19-Hassan Yebda, 8-Medhi Lacen, 15-Karim Ziani, 11-Rafik Djebbour, 13-Karim Matmour. Referee: Frank De Bleeckere (Belgium)

Be interesting to see if they fly back to a public airport if they bow out at the groups.

Not playing on the RW he hasn't. Exactly. Milner simply can't play effectively out wide imo. Agree, if you have pace you can play there, he doesn't. As he has no pace you need guile (Solano) , doesn't have, or good consistant crossing ability (Beckham), doesn't have. I could understand if Slovenia had a Maicon esque LB and he was picked to nullify him but I'm fairly certain Jokic who i believe is their LB doesn't have this quality.

good pub.

Not playing on the RW he hasn't.

Big oweness on Cole and Johnson it would seem. Good make ourselves vulnerable on the counter if they're getting forward not that it would make much difference if Johnson was in position.

He has been pretty shite IMO, has looked short of confidence and doesn't seem to be playing the natural game of running direct and commiting defenders in the way he does so well for Spurs but if the below is alternative . I wholeheartedly agree. Milner on the RW FFS. We have 3 better RW in the fucking squad not to mention several more back here.

That's ridiculous tbh. How? Because he cares about his country as much as his club? Aye, what a cunt. Gotta say for me it wouldn't be as bad, but I'm still pretty nervous. Good point well made.

VINDALOO, VINDALOO, VINDALOO VINDALOO NAA NAA

He's appalling mate. Mid level Championship player at best. Only be worth signing if he were to be our official spokesperson for spoken interviews.

Well I'm pleased work chose today to fuck about with our internet setting the absolute bunch of fucking cunts. If I miss the match I'll be apoplectic. I'm not nervous as such but probably will be come K.O.

Collison is already a Welsh international.

Lush that stuff.

I'll add myself then.

You'd have to stick them in your pockets as they check bags.