Disco

Shame your non shellsuit track tops aren’t in fashion in anymore as I’d gobble one up but hoody is a lot better than expected albeit still overpriced but they knew they’d sell like hot sausage rolls.

Big Jhon. 1-0

Pow! Torres.

Heard a rumour that Faisal bin Salman Al Saud has been spotted drinking in the Chilly Arms. Make of that what you will.

Down toward the Strawb corner, the name one was the only thing I heard bar muffled cockney noises and the odd “Come on Tim”.

Mixed areas aplenty those days too. Weird as it was only certain grounds (mainly London) but it’s proper jarring to see.

Top shithouse. Not sure I can remember a player making more runs in behind only to be ignored 100% of the time.

Makes the utterly disgusting pronunciation even worse.

The ultimate example of doing the absolute bare minimum to win a game this. Assuming Schär was just doing his usual and not injured you couldn’t really ask for more. Not a single bead of sweat was shed and we’ll all have forgotten about this in a couple of months. Schär the best player on the field by an absolute mile and everyone else was on a play safe mantra bar Will the Pest.

Shout out to the Tim Henman fans in the away end. Probably the poorest set of away fans I’ve seen in decades. One song repeated every quarter of an hour or so. Awful.

So good they call him John Ruddy.

Northumbrian tartan I heard. Durham Mags absolutely and correctly mudded.

Can’t wait to bew Dubravka, Longstaff and Miggy in person for 90 mins

When was the last time us and the lads from chickentown played at home on the same evening?

An underrated whopper.

Hopefully the Dorset boys have some bags of shit to lob at him.

Great finish 1-0 to rossineri famosa.

Went to Hammarby 1-1 IFK Norrköping the other week. Stadium and atmosphere both really good but the standard is way worse than what I thought it would be. Albeit stadium is sort of in a shopping centre/entertainment area so it’s all bit new and clean so not ideal IMO but very decent once in. Think it’s the first game I’ve been to with a placca pitch, very disconcerting for reasons I can’t put my finger on. Could see right in the TV studio at HT as well, no idea who they are like. And then was at Bath 0-1 Enfield last weekend which was canny, lovely little non league ground if an absolute arse to get too. Proper smash and grab performance from the visitors.

Whinging little rat. Get him fined.

What you doing la’?

Don’t want to marking the centre forward to be fair to “The Butcher”.

Kulusevski has been class this season. Spurs best player by a mile currently. Revelling playing more centrally.

Erm I think you’ll find that’s the butcher you’re talking about.

Pason Pount