Disco

Closest he’s got to the ball all game.

What a vile rat.

Mainoooooooooo is so so bad defensively. Might as well not be playing when they don’t have the ball. Gasping for some coaching on when to press and where to stand.

The Ulster Reds in the crowd sound tetchy as fuck.

Should be game over already.

Bell them Ajax 2018-2020 sqaud members again lad.

Hey Micky you’re so fine, running fast down the line, Hey Micky.

Spurs playing with 1 central midfielder in a bit. Lovely levels of disrespect to Man Red. Should be a cracking game. Hope both teams lose heavily and the trains back to London are cancelled.

He’s got shit Harry Kane vibes. Not particularly outstanding but likes to get a shot off early. Bit of a late blewmer perhaps too.

Pretty sure the commentator said you can’t just run through Diego Carlos earlier in the game. Sir, I beg too differ.

Delap looking like the “real deal”

Ipswich can’t defend can they?

Great finish.

One of them you like if he’s your own but aye, absolutely horrific for the rest. When “Ange” goes off the rails, ideally in the next couple of weeks, it’ll make my hate filled loins burn.

More than likely chance we’ve crossed paths as it’s a city centre haunt for me. Keep up the good work.

He may well be

A superb boozer.

Not to mention Tiote’s wondergoal ruled out as Joe Hart had dandruff in his eyes

Hope you’re keeping well fella.

Just loves his football and traditional old clubs does Hank. Think football journalism has moved slightly beyond him, to either OTT analysis or click bait, but always come across as fairly sane when taking about us.

Doing well to get tripped, which he was, at full pace when simultaneously changing direction and not fall over regardless if you’re looking for a pen. We’ll see far far softer given against us at some point this season.

Always extremely disconcerting to see a full Fulham away end, even worse if it’s not sat down.

On MOTD now.

I’ve always thought, at the back of my mind, Howe might be keen to bin him off due to this but I think his off the ball work and genuine physicality in there has put this off the table.

Great tackle by Zidane Neeyul for the Watford winner. Winger going absolutely nowhere and he dives in to floor him for no reason before screaming at the ref about Watford having too many migrants on their team.