Disco

Lucky he wasn’t on when it when it went to pens.

Scabbing is bad.

Because the every single person running football is a greedy cunt

Thank fuck that disgusting South American cunt is off. Can start watching now.

*Notts

Lucky to be 0-1 up given the team. You just know a real RW like Minteh or Steve Wraith would tear them apart.

Such a shame it wasn’t Almiron. Would watch this but knowing that stain on humanity is “playing” makes me want to blow up the Paraguayan embassy.

Nohappen Simplecunt more like.

You'll be able to do it as a betbuilder - just shy of 25/1 on Paddy.

Becoming a monster league and the demise of European leagues financially has absolutely fucked it in terms of selling players back abroad if it doesn’t work out as 9/20 go back at a massive loss and/or on subsidised deals.

Elliott has played most his games in midfield and not as a wide forward hasn’t he? Also, no chance.

They can obviously point to themselves being the perfect stepping stone club but seems to me they have way too many players currently albeit they obviously have great depth as a result.

Luton in the mud.

Pens about to start at Loftus Road if anyone wants to add some drama to a dull evening.

Never heard of him. Seething Know Nowt Howe hasn’t signed him.

Bit shan on the watersports fans who’d class themselves as Happy Wetters.

Ayew scores for Leicester. Another one Know Nowt Howe refused to sign.

3 nowt now. Not the best start to the season for them.

That Turkish left back joins Brighton. Wonder if that means The Pervert will be off, always been impressed by him so seems a bit harsh.

Boro 1 down.

Was just speaking to my friend Wideboy Gal from Beckenham and he reckons the word on the South London street is that Guehi is stalling because he doesn’t want to play with a waster like Al-Moron.

Sounds like he’s been learning English off the Brazilian lads. Doesn’t sound Italian at all.

Hope Arda doesn’t shoot him after a Hollywood pass to no cunt.