Disco

Never heard of him. Seething Know Nowt Howe hasn’t signed him.

Bit shan on the watersports fans who’d class themselves as Happy Wetters.

Ayew scores for Leicester. Another one Know Nowt Howe refused to sign.

3 nowt now. Not the best start to the season for them.

That Turkish left back joins Brighton. Wonder if that means The Pervert will be off, always been impressed by him so seems a bit harsh.

Boro 1 down.

Was just speaking to my friend Wideboy Gal from Beckenham and he reckons the word on the South London street is that Guehi is stalling because he doesn’t want to play with a waster like Al-Moron.

Sounds like he’s been learning English off the Brazilian lads. Doesn’t sound Italian at all.

Hope Arda doesn’t shoot him after a Hollywood pass to no cunt.

Padel player these days I’m sure I read a while ago.

Merino to Arsenal confirmado

Suspect quite a lot of our internal projections for the season are based on this tbh.

Supposed to be a massive bellend isn’t he?

I quite like Danny but given I’m a step removed from it his rants and oddities don’t mean as much. I only listen when you don’t win or something else goes tits up too

Thought they were swapping Lukaku for Osimhen?

This might send me over the edge

Should call himself No D. Eales Geddit?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Think I’d go, injuries and fitness providing, something like Pope Tripps - Kraft - Kelly - Hall Willock - Bruno - Big Jow Miggy - Isak - Barnes Not a chance Tonali starts but if they put out a weak team and we can get it done within the hour it’s perfect to give him, Osula, Targett a good half hour off the bench.

Aye the mainstream ones are in one ear out of the other when I’m doing something else 9/10 these days. Useful if you’ve not seen the weekends games and not a lot more which I guess is half their purpose. Their European equivalents are again, for me, miles better. My mate went to the live show for Cliches and said it was decent. Said the Guardian one he went too was almost at walking out halfway through stuff. As an aside there’s so much football content these days it’s absolutely absurd. Like I think someone said the other day Gary Neville seems to have about ten podcasts/YT platforms on the go in addition to being on Sky. Calm down lad we don’t need to hear from you that often.

It’s incredibly Norwich n all. You must have heard it against us surely? Been in a couple of Norwich away ends, for my sins, and its very fitting of their slightly odd fanbase.

On the flip side, aside from maybe Brighton (and they’ve still lost their best and IMO most important player from last season in Groß) and West Ham (bought a lot of West Hammy players) would anyone say they’ve nailed the window? Not so sure. Almost like buying guaranteed starters in a competitive marketplace is a fraught old game. (I’m sure there’s some I’ve missed)

The contrast between ours and the Spurs one is night and day. The host, the analysis, the lack of shit craic, the willingness from said people to fairly get stuck into the manager, team, and owners when necessary. Saying that, the Guardian lads hate going to games nearly as much as they hate fans being in attendance at games. What’s this? Jacob Lees-Mogg? There’s a huge market IMO for a more documentary/broad stroke style pod like Set Piece Menu or what Gazetta was but alas they don’t seem to last. The Guardian ones where they tackle an issue such as racism or gambling etc are way more eye opening than the normal drivel they pump out. Come to the conclusion I actually prefer listening to stuff that isn’t PL (and definitely not Newcastle) focused as you see through it too much albeit some of the pundits are obviously decent and know their stuff. Absolute #1 for me by a mile. I genuinely worry that if anything it’s too much aimed at me if anything.

Canny afternoon at Heaton Stan 3-3 Consett. Both teams will be annoyed they didn’t win it. Stan still yet to record a win at their new level.

Lived his best life. RIP Sven.