simonsays

This will be given

Asencio is playing great for us

I'd have been annoyed with 5. 8 is ridiculous

Eh, 8 minutes? Has there been a stoppage other than their subs?

Time for a shit housing masterclass

Get hall on for Isak and put Gordon up top

It's like listening to Palace fans. Just a lot of woah ohs

These are right cunts

Players all around the ref, no bookings. Sigh

With a full squad we batter these

That cunt should be off now

Haha. Mbappe is shite - he wants everything to be be a worldie rather than doing the simple stuff

Rugby fans

That's a handball. I don't care if it's accidental, he doesn't handball it and Isak is through

Tino is going to be the best fullback in world football in the next few years

Mbappe can complain all he wants, don't think he'll ever get booked for dissent

Gotta hit that, Bruno!

Played Miggy!

Mbappe is a total showboat like. No need to try and flick it in there

Man U must have a horrible run of fixtures coming up soon. They seem to play absolutely shite teams every week!

Man utd are shite, Everton are slightly more shite

The yellow card for talking back to the refs is so inconsistent

Ooof. I thought the bench couldn't get any worse...

Bore off man