Tooj

Aye, if it was me there would have been malice aforethought.

Yabubu should have scored that.

Fergie on the phone to his bookie there.

Ashton looking for his pants still.

Cristiano Ronaldo in I'm a real boy shocker.

Although it wasn't a successful pass, I can now remove seeing Scott Parker pass the ball forward from my things to do before I die list.

Motson. "Tevez turned on by Saha."

How shit is the atmosphere at Goodison?

Aye just stand there Zoggy and let him try and get a header off.

We've never won fuck all apparently. Thanks for pointing that one out to us, but clearly forgetting our Intertoto Cup success of 2006.

Faye just loves heading anything.

http://constitutionclub.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/yawn8hm.jpg Shepherd?

Big Sam lost some weight?

James. Ok I will rephrase that. Is anyone important actually taking this seriously btw?

Is anyone actually taking this seriously btw?

Thanks for the translation Marsai.

............ resisting the temptatino to turn that into a "board thing" ..........

Can he head the ball though?

To be alongside Scumball when Ledders isn't fit. There are serious rumours about Dawson being shipped out as not good enough, Ramos thinks Kaboul is up to the job. Can't say I've been overly impressed with him myself. Maybe he'll come good though, new league, time to adapt etc

What about the world class defender that is Kaboul?

Maybe he's coming because we've got Bilic lined up.

Parky clearly on the payroll, not sure whos though.

I agree with everything Ricardo has said.

Well he should know as he offered him the job.