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Sammy and Demba were about to kick some a$$. Apologies if this is already posted: Trying to read a book in my hotel room but some fool is blasting Classical music next door...we're about to have words! ... Apologies, Turns out it was the radio in the cupboard...me and demba were trippin lol Twitter for iPad • 9/30/11 12:14 PM Sammy Ameobi.

WTF is going on.

My buddy who's an Inter fan said he was seething about us getting him, especially for only 5M. "one for the future" apparently.

I don't get it. How're these getting to the club and how are the answers supposed to be given? Someone from the club's gonna email the paper?

Gosh, how do other clubs do it? This is so fucking hard, this premiership lark. Thanks for illuminating us, mate.

Terrible statement, an admission of defeat without even a show of courage to make an excuse for it.

Also, why LL-Cool-J and not Pards? I can imagine a reason, though: "Go f--- yourselves, I ain't goin' out there!" "Alright then, I'll just CTRL+C and CTRL+V from this online forum I've been checking to see who likes me, and you're buying into the roulette table on Saturday."

Did Derek just copy and paste some of the posts on here?

When's this club statement supposed to be happening?

I KNOW DUDE, THAT'D BE AWESOME. THEN WE'LL GET JOE FUCKING KINNEAR AGAIN AND HE CAN CALL OUR FRENCHIE MIDFIELDER CABAWHERE? AND HE CAN BE OFF TOO, LIKE, LOLZ. AND THEN A BATTLE AGAINST THE DROPPPP! LOLLOLOLOLOZZZZ. LUVIT.

Has he said anything so far about the window? Is there a conference scheduled? Can't wait for the new (same as the old) quotes.

I don't get it. But I'm with you on this. Sack the board!

I was willing to cut you some slack for your long post, writing it off as optimistic. But that last paragraph indicates you're in full out delusion mode, and probably need a reality check. Ashley in it to 'win?' LOL. Look good in front of his mates? HE GOT US RELEGATED. Treated the fans, players and successive managers like shit, was taken to fucking COURT where it was proven he repeatedly lied to the fans... Where, oh where, do you want us to see signs that he's in this to create a successful winning team? And I don't mean a trophy-winning team, I just want to win games, ffs. Honestly, I don't think you and Ian are apologists, I just wish I could forget the past and the continuing stinking present which does little for the former. I'm with you as we all are, we don't have a fucking choice do we? It was looking as if the fat one has turned a corner this summer with the midfielders and Santon signing, and if he had just shown a little more initiative to put EIGHT fucking months to scout out a decent striker -- nobody wants glistening players for 20m as you seemingly have alluded -- he would've given us a squad that the players, manager and fans would have seen as enough to push us on from last year's results. As it stands, I don't see an exact improvement on last season's position, not unless Leon Best keeps it up and Shola suddenly becomes a world beater. And what if Best gets injured? Oh right, Loven and Ba then. Sigh. And to those actually typing out the words 'January transfer window' and 'the right fit' ... you've gotto be taking the piss. There's faith and then there's imagination. Since none of us have been told by the club or anyone under Ashley that this is the actual plan, and has been all along, you can't be taken seriously as anybody can imagine fanciful policies the club is supposedly sticking to.

Some real idiotic responses on here to a perfectly fine opening post. Are we becoming so polarized as fans that we can no longer voice an opinion on the board? Shameful facepalms.

Congratulations, you live without hope and joy in your life, but you happen to correct in this instance. Well done. Far from it, though kudos for applying an absurd leap of logic. It's not my fault that you and your somewhat deluded ilk have been left looking rather foolish. Still, there's always January, no? LOL, who are you and why are you here? If you're too school for school don't come to school to point at the uncool. What I'm trying to say is: I wonder how one lives without any hope? I wouldn't even be on this forum if I claimed to have no hope for the club.

How the hell does he know anyway? "Told" by whom? Isn't he some numpty chubby kid without a social life?

Were we seriously trying to offload one of our defenders?

We surely can't put in a bid for anyone on the continent now, can we? No time for it to actually go through, medical, etc.

To end up with no Carroll replacement after TWO WINDOWS is unbelievable. Shocking. What's the point of us stacking up on classy midfielders if they have nobody to pass to?

I swear. If this doesn't come through, we need to demand answers. We can't surely waste our time, energy and money sitting at our computers pressing F5 for 24 hours on an internet connection we pay for to do precisely this.

Pretty rubbish, from what I recall. Had a decent first 6 months in his top-flight career then was shown up to be fairly average. However, in all honesty, we've always done well with these so-called 'average' defenders. Our defensive line containing Aaron Hughes and Andy Griffin beat Juventus and took us deep into the Champions League!

Anyone know anything about this guy? Is he any good? Why're people so damned excited, what if he's cakh? A sense of relief did wash over me too, I'm not gonna lie. But I need to Youtube this fella now.

Is Rupert the same as RobertT?

Honestly, I hate you.

This. Would. Break. My. Heart.