DJ_NUFC

All this hoping and you're telling me he's cakh? Really?

What's gonna happen to Harper now? Club Servant!

Raylor's crossing? Anyways, we should've signed a left-footed, proper left-back, but whatever, as long as he can play there, and play well, it's all good.

I like how one of them gives a reason for our success saying "they're just playing hoof ball, it's kept Stoke in the Premiership." As if Sunderland pass the ball around like Brazil 1970

Everytime I've seen Muntari post-Pompey he's been kakh. We would do good to stay away.

Santon is a natural right full back...not left but can play there as well. He's right footed SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. Even better. Makes me feel all warm inside now. Competition for Simpson!

TWO Leftbacks? WTF? This is insano land. Either they're both fake or both bizarrely true in an "only-under-Ashley" kinda way.

Yorkie been smoking da ganja after sammy's cameo. Agree totally about the possible loan out to championship though, unless he goes all Wayne Rooney and doesn't need it

Fair play, yorkie, you little rationalist.

Surely this means the end of the road for Loven? Haris & Sammy are better than I've ever seen him play for us.

What a game. Wow.

I was just about to type "he's already looking better than his brother has" and then a few seconds later he does this... ... unreal. I'm shaking all over. It's.... ecstasy. How did Best miss that, though, from Loven's only good pass of the game?

OMGGGGGGGGG SAMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Still better than Loven and Shola, though. Doesn't mean he's great, lol.

Ludicrous. I hope to God this doesn't go to Pens... Ugh. We need to please, please find the net from open play. Ugh.

WTF Extra Time?! I turned it off thinking it was a replay. What world do I still live in...

LOVEN LOVEN LOVEN YOU FREAKLFNVDOFGN... I can't stand him. This is ridiculous.

Vuckic and Sammy offer 100000x more than him. Both lush, those kids.

Why's Loven still on the pitch?

What. Referreeing. This. Is. Inept.

Erm, hold on, now

GETTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Re: Nolan, Barton -- "we don't need leaders." That quote did the rounds many times in the players' respective threads.

This is atrocious. I wanna cry. That goal should've stood. WTF is wrong with the referreeing in England?

Right, football fans have never used humour to ease the pain, like.