DJ_NUFC

Lay off the booze, man. Perez "hasn't tried for us for a very very long time." You are entitled to your own opinion, your own booze, but you're not entitled to your own facts. Check the fucking statistics for last year for one, and who was our top scorer and assister. Put down the booze.

Oko dokko He's right though. Certainly doesn't mean we wouldn't have lost but Manquillo and Atsu really should not be anywhere near the pitch At no point during this game did I go “oh yeah this is all due to manquillo and atsu.” Today exposed the Ashley regime for what it is, a wheelbarrow held together by duct tape, wobbly wheels, filled with cheap dollar store tat, given to Rafa to maneuver to the top of the Himalayas.

As mentioned by someone before, Anderson was a class above anything we own today, along with Chicharito.

Schar

One thing Ashley has never understood in his time as an owner is that you need to pay real money for quality attackers. It’s the same story every season. It’s so depressing following this club

Why is he missing January? Military service?

You're disgusting. Might I remind you that Souness always said we needed door-openers.

I'd be remiss if I didn't say he was the... Ki to our play.

Ki was... incredible. It's been a while since we've had a midfielder in there like him. So mobile, so intelligent, always looking to turn the game and move it forward. Fabulous.

Perez was terrible tonight, and I'm usually defending him quite a bit. He's stopped doing the smart hold-up play and winning free-kicks like he used to do. Not just gives the ball away. Although he set up Joselu well, who was unlucky not to score.

This is insanely squeaky-bum time. Basically every game we play.

Our counter-attacks, man.

Yedlin absolute fucking star man.

Joselu might actually be an upgrade on Rondon tonight.

This has been the story of our season. We so desperately needed investment in our final third.

You've been following us all your life, yes?

Definitely smacks of spot-fixing, he's been hanging out with Amir? That miss was the equivalent of the legendary no-ball.

Ron-Shola-Don

What the heck is going on with our attack?

Yup.

This is like the Man U game but they may just score 2 more before halftime. Terrible from us.

Is it the international break? He always looks like he has no legs.

Sigh. It's never easy for us, is it?

Dubravka on crack.