DJ_NUFC

Everyone remember when Cisse played left wing and Shola started up front vs. Everton? The King's Masterstroke.

Yeah, that stumped me as well. No clue I just assumed the joke was that Noble thought he was referencing John McClane but it's just that he's having some sort of breakdown. Lately the in-jokes are coming across more and more as internal jokes within the author's head. Squires would do well to take a step back and realize his audience is vast, and not all of them are clued into what transpires in the backwaters of the web. It's hard work as a foreigner to get more than the most obvious jokes. I don't know my local celebrities or pop culture icons, let alone Britain's! Same. Us forrins always have our noses pressed up against the glass, looking in.

How many of that lot can win on a rainy Monday night in Stoke, tho?

Yeah, that stumped me as well. No clue I just assumed the joke was that Noble thought he was referencing John McClane but it's just that he's having some sort of breakdown. Lately the in-jokes are coming across more and more as internal jokes within the author's head. Squires would do well to take a step back and realize his audience is vast, and not all of them are clued into what transpires in the backwaters of the web.

The May panel

I remember the misses distinctly. That he’s doing well now is great for him and Fulham, and I wish him best of luck with his career. His time here simply didn’t work out due to the reasons regurgitated a billion times in this thread. Nothing more to say except good for him. But let’s not rewrite history like people are trying to do.

It’s a bullshit argument. It’s worked for him pretty much at every other club other than Newcastle. Possibly due to working with two clowns before finally working with a proper coach, who unfortunately was prepared to sacrifice an obvious way to score goals in order to contain decent teams for 70% of matches. Reactionaries are gonna jerk their knees. This has to be the worst revision of Mitro history I’ve ever seen

Doing god's work, fellas. Keep it up.

All good but for me, this was the best All the tarmac jokes are also good.

That's just begging for a Coldwar_Steve photoshop I just spent 15 minutes reading the replies to that tweet. Glorious. How do these wankers not know they're not liked by absolutely anybody in the universe?

Benafri. Kebab. Insomnia.

Slide into her DM's, Stif.

I just saw this. OMG I'm so fucking angry now: https://www.themag.co.uk/2018/08/sky-sports-give-dennis-wise-yet-another-free-platform-to-defend-mike-ashley-sickening-and-predictable-newcastle-united/ DENNIS FUCKING WISE.

I have it on good authority it's 10m. About what we paid for Diame.

A fat, out of breath HBA running down the right flank for a Rafa-managed NUFC would still have me by a plane ticket sharpish to the next game. Remember, Pardew alienated him from us. #NeverForget

That's really odd, because I know for a fact it is true I for one put my faith in the one who calls himself David Icke. /s I have no idea if the clause is true or not. I just chuckle anytime I see Icke's name anywhere. He was Alex Jones before Alex Jones was Alex Jones.

Look at this cunt

I still hold out hope of marrying this man some day.

Reckon Rafa would walk, and there would be hell on. In a perverse way, I want it to happen just so we can rid ourselves of Ashley finally. But who know, we've been here before. So hoping the rumour is bollocks.

Simon Weston Published 24 minutes ago Would rather read a HTT novel than shop here!!! Shop is dirty and unorganised , staff don’t care because they are paid so little and they only stock overpriced tat.

Entire afternoons are spent in that universe with a ball being hoofed to the back post, where Moke rises to head it out for a throw-in / goal kick.

I think he'll be a competent and complimentary addition to their team. Won't be a 20 goal striker but will help them with building attacks and remain somewhat of an aerial threat and a nuisance for defenders.

The people who rate him in here is mind boggling apart from about half a dozen games based over the Championship and Premier League the last 2 seasons he's been absolutely hopeless. He's one of the most infuriating players we have with his serious lack of strength on the ball. You watch him and at times a 5 year old could push him over and dispossess him To think he's our only option as a number 10 is terrifying Hey geordiedean. Here you are. We were looking all over for you during the purple patch our team was having, when Perez was scoring goals for fun, working his ass off, and the whole forum was on a high. Good to know you only come around to spout absolute shite.

He'll always be one of my all time favourite characters from modern Japanese cinema.

It'd be a photo of the King shagging the kid's mom