OzzieMandias

He obviously hasn't heard the excuse that it's supposed to be about Richard Reid.

And it's not entirely unreasonable to want a striker who scores goals.

Perhaps a bit of chair-throwing and attacking team-mates with golf clubs would fit well with Kinnear's "Crazy Gang" style of manangement

Aye, another injury-prone non-scoring striker would be great company for Alan Smith on the treatment table.

John Beresford was successful when he was here. Let's get him back as well, eh?

So, ten starts this season and one goal scored. Sounds like the kind of form we're begging for.

Ten altogether. Nine of them last season. Or 10 starts this season (9 full games, subbed once on 87 minutes) with 2 sup appearances, and 8 starts last season with 1 sub appearance, he only completed 4 games though. 18 starts and 3 sub appearances, but only 13 games completed. Still not exactly great like, but at least factual. I'll sue wikipedia immediately.

Ten altogether. Nine of them last season.

Generally, it's like mooning around after some old girlfriend, foolishly hoping everything will be the same as it used to be, whereas in reality, even if you do get back together, everything has changed.

Clueless. Aye, he's actually scored 16 goals in the last two and a half seasons. I counted 11. Unless you're including Wales. No, but I was wrong too: 9 goals at Liverpool in 2006-07, 4 last season at West Ham, one this season. 15

Clueless. Aye, he's actually scored 16 goals in the last two and a half seasons.

The best players are. It's a character trait. So you'd describe Shearer as a "really injury prone, negative attention attracting mouthy twat"?

You mean like how we'd all rather win the FA Cup than the league as well? No.

What is it about Toon fans that we're always gagging for the return of former heroes?

Junkhead's is great -- good to do away with all the cliches of crests, balls, badges and so on -- but the legs don't make much sense.

Except Hoffenheim is a tiny one-horse town and we've got the largest pool of unshared support in England.

I like it. I like it a lot. Fonts are a bit cack, though, particularly the second line. Fuck you. I agree with Rich: best so far, needs better fonts. I've never liked the tagline, though.

We'll be able to add outlines at a later date if necessary, like we did with the original crest. The prob with anything using black and white stripes is that, if it's over anything but white or black, you have to put it inside some sort of shape.

Does it have to work against a photo background (like that one won't)?

I had a party yesterday, and a mate of mine borrowed a piece of paper and a crayon from his two-year-old daughter, drew something very similar, then gave it back to her and said, "Go and show that to mummy."

Can't bear to watch the vid. :-[

In footballing terms, the tragedy is that Sir John Hall wasn't able to get him as manager when Keegan resigned the first time. I think we'd be a top four club now, instead of running around in ever-decreasing circles, the way we have been since Bobby was sacked.