OzzieMandias

No. Not even that one that covered the Wigan game, 'Absolute' or whatever it was called? EDIT: http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/football/barclays-premier-league/fixtures/apr-2012/newcastle-united-vs-stoke-city/ Might be worth sticking that in the match thread OP, Dave? The commentary for the Wigan game wasn't exactly brilliant but it was better than nowt.

Bollocks.

You should put pretty much the same message on a Stoke forum. FFS this messed with my mind and I voted for the Stoke-Arsenal game in confusion Sorry, got mixed up with thinking about tomorrow's game. I meant a WIGAN forum.

I hear Gérard Houllier is currently out of a job.

You should put pretty much the same message on a Stoke forum.

Back home, voted again. Up to 44.3% now, so still way short.

Done, and now it's only 40.4%.

Don't hold your breath for that. Why not? like it or not eventually the 35m was invested back into the squad. With regard to the don't-hold-your-breath thing, perhaps the key word is "eventually". Tbh iam happy with that it meant we spent the money wisely and took our time to get the right targets, i never expected it to be spent over one transfer window.... All in all iam happy with Ashley, except for the PR disasters and stadium name change and sports direct plastered all the over place like a cheap supermarket. Also hawk you expect every single penny that the club recieves to be spent on players? Yeah, I was only joking. I'm happy with it too. Looks like the Carroll money has been spent pretty wisely.

Don't hold your breath for that. Why not? like it or not eventually the 35m was invested back into the squad. With regard to the don't-hold-your-breath thing, perhaps the key word is "eventually".

Cult of Personality. That and a Bunker Mentality.

IMO it'll be Ferguson pushing for a starting spot, or as you say, the returning injured possibly sitting on the bench. Or, maybe it's just a rehash of the Krul news. French week, what a horrid idea. Our players will probably all knack each others cars in the car park by virtue of being shit drivers, training will be horrendously slack due to all of the players surrendering the ball and deciding not to tackle each other, and morale will be on the floor as everyone at the club will be unnecessarily rude to each other for seven days. Plus, frogs legs taste like shit. I once had frog's legs in an Egyptian restaurant in Hamburg. They were canny, actually. Ooh, look at me. Pathetic. Always wanted in on this craze. Ooh, look at you. Trying to get in on that craze. pathetic

IMO it'll be Ferguson pushing for a starting spot, or as you say, the returning injured possibly sitting on the bench. Or, maybe it's just a rehash of the Krul news. French week, what a horrid idea. Our players will probably all knack each others cars in the car park by virtue of being shit drivers, training will be horrendously slack due to all of the players surrendering the ball and deciding not to tackle each other, and morale will be on the floor as everyone at the club will be unnecessarily rude to each other for seven days. Plus, frogs legs taste like shit. I once had frog's legs in an Egyptian restaurant in Hamburg. They were canny, actually.

I can't remember the name of it, but there's a bar in Munich that's got a Didi Hamann Newcastle shirt, framed on the wall.

We need a really good scout to scout for new scouts.

What does that mean? We were four points behind Liverpool.

I too am beginning to like the idea of Villa going down. Them and QPR. Wolves is a foregone conclusion.

Excellent PR. And he does seem like a tremendously nice lad. It feels like the first time for ages that we haven't had some genuine cunt in the team -- no Barton or Bowyer or whatever.

Me too. That was figuring two wins, two draws and one loss from our last five games.

Assuming both us and Spurs win all our games, then CL = (NF-NA) > ((TF-TA) + 11)

We're not going to catch Arsenal. It's definitely better if they beat Chelsea.

Dirk Kuyt.

Gomez looks like General Alcazar in Tintin. http://www.feb-patrimoine.com/Histoire/flash/htmla47/febact471_fichiers/image041.jpg