Decky

What a gormless twat. At least The True Geordie has a bit of character and you can laugh when he goes ape shit.

Someone will panic buy him before the window closes. I honestly wouldnt rule out Arsenal.

I wonder who'll break the streak. Hull and Man Utd yeah?

Come on Southampton. Fucking sick of the mackems getting points from one player constantly.

Nah you can buy that online.

Give him 90 mins in the cup for a bit of fitness then start him at the weekend.

Dunno why they're panicking. This shit happens every year and they end up starting their season in March to stay up. Such a shit club.

This is too good.

2 points from 2nd.

Sels sounds like a complete liability.

Think these cunts are going to nick a goal like.

Gayle

Fuck we're shit.

Fucking Sels man, sounds like hes shit again.

A couple of our players in midfield (Richie and Diame) are better than every midfielder we had last time so with another addition or two I think we'll be fine there. There's a better overall standard in the league now though.

3-0.

Still think we'll be champions. We need to go on a run starting tomorrow and I think we'll be top come the end of September. We've the best manager in the league and some of the best players. Improvements just need to be made and I trust Rafa to make them. Its just the slowest of starts but dont panic.

Neesys a top lad. Meet his mate who's sound as well but his forum name escapes me. Briefly bumped into heza as well.

Dick heads

Anyone planning anything? I'm in town and wouldnt mind meeting a few heads

I've only ever had good things to say about neesy behind his back.

500 of these. Can't wait until next week to be in the middle of all this.

What songs have we got for this lad?

West Ham fans must be fucking sick leaving their ground for that. I kinda feel for them but at the same time I'm laughing my head off. This a complete cluster fuck.

Its been announced by NUFC.