Decky

Help Newcastle to success Aye because in 5 years, with the CL and Premier League under our belt, we will thank one man, Alan fucking Smith. Jesus wept and shit himself tbh

Avram The players need to give that man a hug

GOOD FUCKING BYE YOU SCOUSE CUNTS

Rafa is clueless, he starts: Torres Benayoun (sp) Kuyt Instead of: Torres Benayoun Babel Then makes that sub, insane!

Better score this, i hate Liverpool This would be great for Lampard btw, hope he scores GOAL

Well done

Drogba 1-0, tie over ahahahahaha

And for Viduka and Carr if they are still here

He would be a cracking squad player but only for a couple of mill

Would give up football if those happened.

Is this just league games?

Smith would probably be quality in the SPL, works hard as fuck and the quality is bad enough up there that he might actually score a few.

It seems Berbatov wants out, and if he does he will demand to go. Levy is off his head if he thinks he is getting £40million, time for a reality check me thinks.

Lee Carsley

£5mill when his contract is near out? Surely Dunne can buy it out for alot less than that?

Great first buy, get in a defender early and concintrate on the midfield

100k a week for Adriano or try and get a new up and coming world class striker and give him similar (or probably less) wages? I know what id rather do tbh.

Adriano would be horrible, imagine the wages we would pay for the fat party obsessed twat

Funniest thing i seen at a match was when i farted and the lads behind me reacted to it, they just started screaming and roaring, was completely OTT but i was fucking dying with laughter at it, being my own brew an all.

The way Neville celebrated you would swear it didnt take a massive deflection

I dont understand, the post and the thread title do not match AT ALL. How can you start a thread called the funniest thing ive seen at a match and then open the thread with "Well it wasn't at the match"?

Marcus Bent looks like such a tranny/bender

How does the Spurs game get so far ahead of ours in the MOTD run in when our game had twice as many goals?

How is that player not offside for the free kick?