TêteDeMaure

It's pretty simple tbf like.

On the flip side they have a final to play against, in my opinion, one of two better sides than Everton. KKK delusion is ongoing keeps him in his job longer.

Feel bad for Neil.

Jelavic always looks fucked!

Had such a chuckle in the gym the other day, it was like an rtg thread, but in real life with old people. In the steam room of the DW gym in Sunderland. Two old men and an old wifey for company and they start saying how they had to go to Newcastle to replace their DVD VHS combi because there isn't any shops in Sunderland, Sunderland and the bridges is shit. The other old bloke, denied this and said the Bridges was more than adequate, was also saying how he's not bothering with anymore football until next season because of the FA cup loss, not worth the money,ha. They then got onto JACOOOZEEEE comparison, one bloke was saying how he had a fantasticly hot jacooozeeee in LAS VEGAS, cue the other old bloke, eeee get yeeee Las Vegas, tell you you've never been in a better JACOOOZEEE than the one i was in at the Lakes!!! Vegas wouldn't waste me moneee. This was the day after Wigan played Man United at home. The wifey then told me she was talking to Dave Whelan at this very gym at 7pm the prior night, complaining about the jacoooozeeeee temperature, staff weren't taking notice of her you see so she was garn higher. ME: It wasn't Dave Whelan you were talking to love, he was at the match last night. Old Woman: Aye it was, im telling ya i got him telt!!!!! ME: Look the kick off was 45 minutes after you've apparently had a chat with him, he was in Wigan at the match. Old Woman: * In aggravated tone*Where yee from anyway?? Yee've got a geeet gawdeee accent, yee not got nee gyms in Newcasssle like? ME: I'm not from Newcastle, i am a Newcastle season ticket holder, i live nearer to this gym. Old Woman: See al the gawdee's slag us off but they always come to Sunderland, Dave Wheeelan telt iz that he thinks this DW is the best in the North East. ME: Sits with a wide grin, all of my company departs. GYMTOPDOGSNORTHEAST. It blew my mind.

Sammy Ameobi in the cinema at the gate tonight. He looks unreal tall! Some mad cartoon jumper on, looked like Mario or something.

Aux Armes, ALLLEZ L'OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! So excited. Going to be a strange old game, 2 teams in such contrasting forms. We scored 5 goals in 8 games, they 22 in the last 5. Hope we play like we did against the last German side.

God willing yes. Rather excited.

It won't be travelling to us, no chance. EDIT. My mistake you meant Montpellier

His wife will NEVER change his mind on the prospect of living in Sunderland. London or back to France for him, PSG can afford a much higher calibre player now, so where to? I hear Arsenal need a midfielder. Seriously though, possibly QPR if they stay up? L'OM could do with him but i doubt that. QPR a good shout.

His wife will NEVER change her mind on the prospect of living in Sunderland. London or back to France for him, PSG can afford a much higher calibre player now, so where to?

Nowhere near as good as McClean man!

They really are fucking mental aren't they?

Do you Spaniards have special cameras or something? I was at the Bernabeu a fortnight ago and the pitch was rotten, they had those special lights on yet looks lush on tv. VillageIdiot what do the Sevilla fans actually sign along to the marseillaise? Found it strange.

How is Sergio Ramos allowed to play?

That's 7 defeats in a row against the likes of Evian, Dijon, Brest, Ajaccio and Quevilly. Easily the most out of form team in Europe. The club is run by utter incompetents who need to resign but it's more likely Deschamps will fall on his sword. Tbf i think part of the blame falls with Deschamps. Always been idiots run Marseille, Tapie, Diouf etc very rarely has it been harmonious. Oh aye, I would say more than a part of blame. When you look at the horrible style of (non) play, all the money squandered on expensive, past-it players he requested and the horrendous way he managed players like Ben Arfa, Gignac and Valbuena, he has to shoulder a lot of the blame. He'll probably leave at season's end or earlier if things get even worse. I was saying that as long as the club is run by people like Anigo, Dassier and Labrune there will always misery around the corner. Best thing would be for the Louis-Dreyfus family to sell up as soon as possible, like they did with Standard Liège. He's had a couple of opportunities to sell up. Remember him knocking the Canadian businessman back a few years ago. . Makes it much worse with PSG, who are a nothing club.

I have mine with lemonade. Poor choice of brand mind it's all about the Rochembeau!

That's 7 defeats in a row against the likes of Evian, Dijon, Brest, Ajaccio and Quevilly. Easily the most out of form team in Europe. The club is run by utter incompetents who need to resign but it's more likely Deschamps will fall on his sword. Tbf i think part of the blame falls with Deschamps. Always been idiots run Marseille, Tapie, Diouf etc very rarely has it been harmonious.

Marseille out of the Coupe De France by f***ing Quevilly one league up from the Amateur Championship. Such poor league form and domestic form yet playing so well in the Champions League. Insane game. 6' [1 - 0] J. Valero 85' [1 - 1] L. Remy 111' [2 - 1] J. Ayina 112' [2 - 2] L. Remy 117' [3 - 2] J. Ayina

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEZ L'OM.

Thinking about putting Speed 11 on the vacant black patch of my shirt today.

Dan Gosling in Leeds with his girlfriend looking particularly glum last wednesday.

If he fulfills his potential he'll be off to a big club next season. If he doesn't they've wasted their dosh. Easy Peasy.

Surely one of the bigget clubs in world football going down is worth a thread?

I only ever imagined Barton in tracksuit pants and pulled over socks. Looks like he tries so hard not to be a scamp.