Shak

Turkey will taste like it's been gangraped now. Delighted for the cunt.

He'd improve our current team for sure but to be quite honest when we do go back up I'd like to see us aim a bit higher than bringing Townsend back. Decent player but nothing special IMO. I don't really hold any ill will towards him but honestly a part of me finds it funny that his time at Palace has been a disaster. Given how his career had gone up until he came to Newcastle it was a monumentally thick decision by him to leave. A proven top class manager clearly rated him, knew how to best use his talents and envisaged him as a first team regular going forward. After a career of bouncing around on loan to a million clubs and failing to really get a proper run at Spurs you'd think he'd have been delighted to have finally found a club where things were going well and he looked set for the future, even if it meant a year in the Championship. Instead he gets all excited about going to play for Alan fucking Pardew. Moron.

Max Power. Poor bastard wasn't even named after the Simpsons episode, just had stupid cunts for parents.

Fastest paced, most frontiest foot football. TBH.

Might be a tougher question if Mourinho wasn't an utter fucking cunt.

Delighted. Would love to see Mourinho fail spectacularly again, the boring cunt.

Sweet goalkeeping.

Mackems or Palace at home.

Nice free kick routine there, one of them grabbing Jones and forcing him back to play everyone onside.

I'm in two minds about going 4-4-2. Short term it'd improve us, I'm convinced of it. However, by persisting with the current system Rafa will ensure that next year when we're (hopefully) in the Premiership our squad will be fully comfortable with the style and system Rafa wants them to play. It's frustrating at the moment, no doubt. Probably the sensible thing in the long term though. Absolute priority next summer has to be getting the best #10 we can attract, the system will look much better when we have that and a better option on the left than Gouffran.

I'm hoping for a run of good performances where they don't get the results they deserve. Convince them they're gonna turn the corner soon but really just sees them sucked into the piss further.

Hazard is good though tbf

That keeper is shite.

Honestly wouldn't condemn one of our fans for running on the pitch and hurting the ref.

What a pair of shite, jammy goals.

I have never wanted to win a game more.

Good man Darlow. Fucking Shelvey, what a retard.

Surprised to see Gayle still in, happy enough with it though. Yedlin at RB too is good. The AM trio doesn't inspire confidence though.

No. And thank fuck he hasn't, quite frankly.

Shite penalty aside, we really need someone better than this joker on the left. Offers absolutely nothing as an attacking threat, complete fucking passenger on the left.

Find some pigs and feed this cunt to them.

Sels is fucking shite, weak as fuck on that.

Fucking slow cunt stream.