Shak

Honestly can't figure out if Colback for Tiote is an improvement.

Member when we thought 20m wasn't enough for Tiote?

Would love to get him on loan and send him back once we go up.

I agree with HTT but also think he'd be a good signing. I mean, he'd clearly improve us so you have to vote 'Yes'... but there's also definitely something very funny about him spending years struggling to find a club where he fits in, becoming a huge fan favourite here and then immediately pushing for a move that's ruined his career again. If there's nobody else we can get then yeah, I'd have him back. If possible though I'd rather get someone else and watch his career keep swirling in the toilet. Sometimes it's nice to see people punished for making stupid choices.

Aye but Anita's gotten significantly more game time and seems to be first choice. An extended run for Yedlin gives him a chance to make the spot his own.

We'll have dodged a bullet if he's only out a couple of weeks. Disappointing for Anita but a chance for Yedlin to really make the RB spot his own over the coming months. Hopefully he takes it.

Deuce

...though each window contains a different story. We pan past to find Jacey Lakems, 28...hot, but doesn't know it. I'll never stop finding that hilarious. Blane: Maybe I don't need a new friend. Jacey: Maybe you're the only friend I need. Blane: Need, or want? Jacey: I've never been much for wanting. Blane: Spoken like someone with needs.

Such a weak shitty cunt, Wijnaldum.

Shit from Wijnaldum there.

Hell of a header tbf.

I always read it as "Hap, pines Stan!" and said it in the voice of Randy Marsh. Thinking an episode of South Park where they fortuitously comes across some much needed firewood.

Mourinho will be thrilled, gets to cut one of his shit promos after the game.

Hopefully these injuries force our hand in the transfer market. Might be a blessing in disguise... it probably isn't though.

Hoping we can get the Brett Emerton deal over the line before the Brentford game.

Here you go Yorkie.

They need to get themselves a fake stand behind that goal like Arsenal used to have when I first started watching football. http://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/arsenal-fake-fans-1633328.jpg

There are so many things wrong with the new format. Should just expand the fucking thing to 64 teams and have a straight knockout competition.

Where does that one actually come from? Seinfeld. That clip comes from Curb Your Enthusiasm I believe.

I feel like the human eye still has the latest camera phone trumped in a range of important areas, though the gap is closing admittedly.

Sounds grim. Really feel for him.

Good footballer is Brady but it would really depend on where Rafa intends to play him. If he's going to be a winger then I'd be concerned about us signing another wide player who's technically gifted but doesn't really have much pace. Ritchie kind of has that covered. If Rafa thinks he's defensively sound enough to play LB then yeah, he'd be a quality signing. Rafa doesn't seem to like out and out wingers so we need our full-backs to provide width. Yedlin and Brady would be a hell of a full-back duo going forward.

It will never be that time.

Piss off Morgan Freeman, let me live.

I dunno, I'd like us to try and win and get a cup run going. We need a couple of signings soon and I expect we'll get them, hopefully they'll see us through until the ACON lads are back but once those guys do come back we'll hopefully have a pretty decent squad (for this level) and should be able to compete on two fronts.