Shak

Fucking unlucky.

Cheating little bag of cunt.

Fuck off ref, how the fuck?

Wouldn't say it's a shite game like. Very tight, not many chances yeah but both teams are passing it well and are well organised defensively.

Think we've looked really good tbh.

Starting to get a foothold.

Real chance.

Let's fist these cunts in their arse!! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

I love how you all know he talks shite all the time yet still get riled up about it.

That Wonga add with the guitars is badass.

Pardew just said "We were" He's learning.

Sad for HBA but it's understandable and I don't think we're gonna come out and just play defensively either. We can give it a go with this team, no doubt.

I'd consider Tiote in for Remy, give HBA a go up top. Remy's out of form and doesn't exactly look like a natural lone striker anyway.

It seems like Pardew has his undroppables that when fit play no matter what, with a few remaining spots getting assigned based on the gameplan. In the front six Tiote and Cabaye are locks, I think Sissoko pretty much is as well. So that's three spots between HBA, Anita, Remy, Gouffran and Shola. Cisse is probably out of starting contention at this point in time. I guess we'll get Anita, Gouff and Remy today.

Gotta say, I'm mostly laughing at Tan.

Henderson.

There's no way he wasn't massively hungover today. At least.

Cracking game like.

Owen reckons this game hasn't failed to disappoint.

Nice counter attack there.

That was great.

Stoke's defenders will have to be rushed to hospital and have piss pumped into them after the amount HBA has taken out of them today.

Unstoppable.

Cisse and Sho up top. Let's see what happens when an easily resisted force meets an incredibly moveable object.

Nice build up but really it's all about the finish by Cabaye, first time edge of the box shot that bent right in the top corner.