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Two late goals for a Cardiff win, Pardew blames the walkout. Would be so fitting.

Most excited I've been about a game in ages. Hoping we get beaten and things turn ugly in the stadium. This is the life we lead.

At West Ham apparently, yeah. Some dude said so in his autobiography. Pardew thread, yesterday. I thought you were a dad now or something. Gan wipe an arse or something. Get off the Internet. Things take a while to grow, gimme another six months. Love you too, Little Danny. xx

This cunt and his streak. Like a shite Undertaker.

At West Ham apparently, yeah. Some dude said so in his autobiography. Pardew thread, yesterday.

Only hope I have is that Pardew must be destroying (or failing to maximise, at least) the resale value of so many of our players. It's a stated aim of the board to buy players with the hope of selling them on at a profit later. How many of our current lot would fetch more than, say, five million? Debuchy?

It's so fucking depressing man. An exciting, talented player who for some reason loves being here... and what do the cunts in charge do? Freeze him out. Pack of fucking cunts man.

This club is AIDS.

Completely a size thing IMO. Need more strenggffhhh.

What does he reckon he'd have done to stop it like? Wish he'd been pushed on it. Shout "stop him!" is my bet, the master tactician.

Mouth watering team sheet that.

We should all get Bane voice modulators and beat the piss out of him. "You should have started Hatem Ben Arfa, Mister Pahhdew." "A man's football club is his life, Mister Pahhdew."

Blaming the Stoke keeper for making saves was good stuff.

When was the last time someone who isn't shit and English spoke up for him?

Skirge man, fucking hell. Nice lad but he and his ilk are the lifeblood of the Ashley and Pardew regime.

Be class if Liverpool beat us like 12-0 on the last day to win the title on GD.

Good stuff. Think Hatem's gone sadly, just hope he wrecks the place before leaving.

Hope the Ben Arfa stuff ruins his night's sleep. Then he gets mauled by a big, rapey dog on his way to work in the morning.

Hope we get fucking creamed tbh.

Bet that sounds awesome in Italian. The accompanying hand gesture is fantastic.

Fuck this cunt. May he die alone, screaming.

The Hull game where we lost 3-2 and Hatem scored 2 OG's and gave away a penalty and two throws?

Oh, we got killed? With the team we started?? How??

Just seen the team.