Shak

The guy who chipped in the 3rd most goals last season for your squad despite only playing 28 games is holding you back..... http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kevin-nolan-funky-chicken.jpg ?

Better than the "it is a fact" statement at least. Honestly didn't expect anything better from them, look forward to being fed the same tripe again come the end of January.

Rainforest schmainforest. Doesn't even have an avatar!

Spending the Carroll money!! Those letters needed to be changed, tbf.

Think you can ditch Yorkie's surely? Barton wasn't replaced. henke's can probably go, can't see him sticking to it for obvious reasons and Cissokho didn't sign.

How is Carroll not the exact epitome of asset stripping? Sold him for 35m in January, broke even in this window. Barton, Nolan and Enrique's wages must be pretty close to the Ba, Marveaux, Cabaye, Santon and Tiote's raise as well. Still, let's facepalm everything. We'll seem smart then!!

Tiote has been poor this season far though, which counters that point.

Should be having a massive feed just before sunrise at the very least. Does seem a bit daft, he'll be sickened if he ever finds out there's no God like.

Can't believe Lovenkrands fucking started against Fulham after how shit he was against Scunthorpe.

If there's a new student today I'm going to name him Derrick and force him to say "Gulliver's Travels" over and over again until he gets it right, yelling at him for being a useless cunt every time he mispronounces it.

Can you imagine if we'd lost to the Mackems and were in the relegation zone? Silver linings ftw. Good day at work? I'm going to be in some mood.

Aye, got no love for Spurs at all but nice to see a team stand up to a player acting the cunt for once. Pretty sure he'll be off next summer though at the latest. As awesome as it would be to see him rot in the stands and made an example of, that's just not something any team (aside from City or Chelsea, I suppose) can afford to do for the sake of making a point.

It's massively dependant on the health and form of Ben Arfa and Colo. Another bad injury for Ben Arfa could make this a very long, and potentially dangerous, season. He's literally the only creative force we have in the final third, without him in the side we're pretty much destined to just play hoofball as we've nobody who can work the channels and provide a real dribbling threat up front. Cabaye desperately needs someone like that in the side too or we won't see the best of him. It'll be a season full of the performances we've had to this point, only the luck we've had so far won't last forever and we'll end up on the wrong end of plenty of scorelines. Colo goes down and I fear what could happen to our defense. He's an immense player who makes everyone around him so much better, with him we look organised and calm. Take him out and pain will follow. On the flip side, if both stay fit I think we can be pretty decent. So frustrating that this regime just want to get by on the bare minimum, because they do find some very good bargains and the scouts seem to have a good eye for players. Can't rely on just Bosman's and release clauses only though, sometimes you need to show some balls in the marker and they're simply not willing to do that.

Ashley will be fucking thrilled with him. 30m net gain on transfers this year, 3 of our highest earners off the books too. Llambias is doing a great job.

Probably read you raving on about how Ba was going to come good and decided not to buy a striker and all. You cock.

Fuck knows. Either way I'm pissing on Costa Rican bananas in Asda tonight. Should go down to Asda now and stand over the bananas with your cock out checking the forum on a phone for the next two hours.

I do love the idea that we left it so late because we didn't think he'd be as affordable as he is. "Jesus that lad is class, he's the answer to all of our prayers. No way we could afford him though I'm sure, not even going to inconvenience them by asking how much they want. That lad is just too good."

Thought the same tbh. Be typical if we finally tried to spend some money and ran into the one footballer on earth with some morals who wouldn't go for our bullshit.

Fuck sake. Hey, we tried our best though!! Fucking amateurs.

Ben Arfa Tiote Cabaye Jonas Ba Ruiz Option of moving Ben Arfa up top, Ruiz left and Jonas right as well. Me Gusta.

Don't really want us to sign an out and out striker anyway. As it stands we have Ba, Best and Shola to battle for that role. In terms of someone to play just off them, we have Ben Arfa and then nothing (which is why we've looked rubbish going forward so far this year). This lad would be an ideal signing, his goalscoring record is pretty fucking nifty as well.

Craig said that we "bettered Fulham's personal terms." Did you try and go to bed at all? I gave it a shot, failed. I can't do it. Work tomorrow is going to suck nuts. Yeah, I have to be in at 2PM FFS.

Craig said that we "bettered Fulham's personal terms." Did you try and go to bed at all? I gave it a shot, failed.

Couldn't sleep. Picked a good time to get up!