Shak

To think you were one of those who gave the most stick about Milner having no end product Jonas has been fucking awful man! He gets the ball, runs then loses it. There is no point in having pace if thats all you do. If it wasn't for the fact I don't think anyone could do anything with it I would want us to bypass him. Try and actually address the point of my post. What has he done going forward? I just find it hilarious you are trying to defend his end product, maybe his pretty hair does it for you. Where did I defend his end product?

To think you were one of those who gave the most stick about Milner having no end product Jonas has been fucking awful man! He gets the ball, runs then loses it. There is no point in having pace if thats all you do. If it wasn't for the fact I don't think anyone could do anything with it I would want us to bypass him. Try and actually address the point of my post.

Taylor and Enrique are shit. Jonas just can't be fucked. As for this "one bad pass" ... have you seen his final ball today? How many times has he picked out a yellow shit? Can't be more than 1 or 2 if we're being generous. Duff on to the left, Jonas off for LuaLua. Give someone with a bit of spine a try. Duff has done nothing. Bar set up their goal of course.

Aye lads lets all kill Jonas cos of one shite pass. One of the two players who actually has done anything going forward. Carroll being the other.

Ryan Taylor, Duff, Nolan and Shola. In over 40 minutes of football, each of those 4 are yet to do something in the least bit positive.

Happy for him, hope he does well at Villa.

Feel bad for Beye, was hoping he'd get a move to someone like Villa. Another relegation scrap next year beckons for him, Hull are fucking useless.

*looks at the date* may 1  /meɪ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [mey] Show IPA Use may in a Sentence –auxiliary verb, present singular 1st person may, 2nd may or (Archaic) may⋅est or mayst, 3rd may; present plural may; past might. 1. (used to express possibility): It may rain.

My decision to pretty much ignore NUFC until we get taken over/the season starts was a fucking masterstroke.

An absolute hero of a man in every way. RIP Bobby, and thanks for everything.

Righto, cheers lads.

Can someone give me the gist of what's happening/not happening with this Iranian bloke then?

I'm going to quote it and put another just cos it fucking deserves it. 4 's and three quotations from one poster, I'm well chuffed like.

I love that you guys still actually have enough interest to listen to this on the radio. It makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

Great fee for him. Don't see how this means we're nearly sold mind you. If anything it'll be the opposite, Ashley knows he can't sell us for a while yet and wants to make some money back.

Wahey.

I've definitely never seen him play. Or heard his name before. Just because you didn't pay attention enough. Brazil's 2nd best U-21 striker after Pato. Didn't pay attention enough to what? I don't have the energy to watch Brazilian U-21 games and rank their strikers I'm afraid. Just play Football Manager. It's more or less the exact same thing.

Can't recall ever agreeing with dan b about anything like.

'Is Roy Keane a problem?'

Return of 'The Entertainers'?

I think the Zlatan deal is going to work out better for both teams. Inter will add a bit of pace and movement to their team, something they always looked to lack when I've watched them. Barca will get a more complete player who is going to do wonders for the other players around him. Just think what the likes of Messi and Iniesta are going to be able to do with a guy like Ibrahimovic to play off. His hold up play is absolutely sublime, and while he may not get as many goals as Etoo' did he'll more than make up for that with the rest of his game. Simply parking the team bus in front of the goal isn't really going to be an option against Barca anymore. Ibra, Messi, Xavi, Iniesta... if they sign Ribery to play on the left then I don't see how anyone would ever get the ball off the cunts.

fyp Oh wait, I've actually just gotten that. Originally thought you'd just slightly modified his post for no apparent reason. Would have been funnier that way.

fyp

Reckon the league winners next year will definitely be one of the top four. Whoever finishes first, most likely.