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If TransferMarkt is to be believed even Andy Carroll has a contact until 2024 ffs. What are reading playing at?!

Doesn’t seem the best route to winning the quadruple, nor for his career progression… I would imagine he’d be better off getting regular football like Garang. But I guess the alternative right now seems to be leave an empty gap or sign Kazenga LuaLua.

Has the topic of homegrown players been discussed yet? We need 4 club trained youth products, and from what I can tell we have… Longstaff, Anderson… ?? We can extend Dummetts contract I guess, or just include a bunch of children, but that doesn’t really seem the most ideal route to smashing Real Madrid in the Bernabeu. Am I missing someone? Might be time to spend big $$$ on bringing back… Krul? Forster? There don’t appear to be any outfield players worth retrieving.

Given we’re winning 3 cup tournaments and the league next year, we need 4 starting centre backs. Eddie has to work out how to rotate his defenders.

Wish the lovely cunt would have blasted a shot front post before the half rather than try and cross to ASM through the inexistent space between kepa and the defender. Shoots any other time he gets the ball in the opposition half

Luton’s historical home kits are very confusing to me. I am obviously unwilling to google the logic behind it, but either way I’m not sure I could abide an orange and blue home kit. I only remember them wearing white from our matches in the 90s. http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Luton_Town/Luton_Town.htm Anyway, fuck Mike Ashley.

My expert opinion is that this seems like a foolish conversation. It’s obvious to me, and anyone with even the most basic knowledge of quantum theory, that there are an infinite number of Kieran Trippier’s across the multiverse, and given the astronomical number of possible states in which Kieran Trippier can exist, it is inevitable that he’s about 5’9”.

At this point I'm not even convinced Kieran Trippier actually exists. I mean, if you think about the last 18 months, is anyone really sure that any of it actually happened?

Nee idea if this is true or not, but get ready for the new world of super fakes and AI generated bollocks, gents. It's going to be shit.

aye I feel like sela sport might want to change the footer of their website if we’re going to pretend this isn’t some creative accountancy activity

I feel like a six year deal that started with our 21-22 kit shouldn’t end at the end of the 25-26 season.

6 years apparently. Looking forward to the 27/28 season. Mike sold Castore on this contract knowing he was going to sell to the Saudi's and that it'd be worth far more than they were offering. There has to be a way out if we cared enough.

Faxed the original sponsorless mock-up to myself then wrote the logo on in biro and permanent marker then scanned it to my email then took a photo of my laptop screen. I think this is the one.

While I'm sure this is the case, plenty of companies adjust their logo depending upon the background / space available. And by the looks of it they've got multiple brands going on right now in "sela" and "SELA SPORT", and I'm assuming we don't know which one we're getting.

Also looking at it now the sponsor is def gonna be bigger than that.

Me too but for now a boy can dream. Alternates. Doubt either of these would be legible irl:

Speedy 'shop:

It's still Castore marra. We'll be out of the CL before they've got around to working out how to offer a 2nd font choice.

What if i'm fucking loaded? Can you even find a shirt for less than 60 quid these days?

The problem here is that the shirt has been designed without the black box being part of the shirt. So it'd have to be a big vinyl black sticky box, and thus, it would look shit.

If they went with a black text logo on black and white stripes I'd love them forever. Seems wildly unlikely, but if they did it I'd absolutely use Emaar for all of my Middle Eastern commercial real estate transactions going forward.

Headed to get my “NUFC Premmo 22/23 Top 4” tat right now

Doesn't Lascelles contract go for another 50 years or something? No-one is paying him off would be my guess.

I know one shouldn't judge these teams from our ivory tower, but either Luton or Coventry in the Premmo? Both seem like an absolute certainty to go down next year. obviously I know nothing of their abilities/current financial backing, but I shall judge anyway.

No need to imagine if you get it from DHGate and it just falls off after one wash anyway. It'd be ideal if it's a shitty square like that Noon one, peel that bastard straight off.