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Not all black boxes are created equally though. A black stick on vinyl box wouldn't look better imo. It'd still clearly stick out from our black stripes and wouldn't meld with the stripes on the shirt as nearly as well as it appears in this image.

Agreed. I’ve got an Almiron shirt from two years ago that bears no resemblance to our actual shirt. Also,

the important question is which part of town are they going to host WWE crown jewel in

buy them all lads we need to get revenue up to sign mbappe

Why the fuck are they using that crack addict AI version of bruno as their official graphics ffs anyway setting a 3am alarm to buy one yolo fml etc

https://shop.nufc.co.uk/products/adults-away-sock-honey-gold-peacoat?variant=42974492590234 buy buy buyyyyyy

There is nowt left to buy at this point. Unless you're looking for a lovely set of Honey Gold/Peacoat away socks for 2 quid.

As mentioned in the other kits thread, it's also borderline identical to the current graphics on the Rangers store. So either it's legit or someone just ripped the Rangers site and reskinned. I think we're pretty safe to say this is legitimate now. Not that it really shows us what the kit looks like IRL given how shopped it is.

They've got far worse examples than Yedlin like. Phil Neville's son is on the squad. MLS squads are just pure banter. They've got some Finnish fella called Robert Taylor who used to play for Lincoln Could be class for all I know.

Also I guess they set their collar making machine to 'stretchy v-neck' in 23/24.

Do Castore provide the graphics for the store, because the style of this is very similar to the Newcastle leaks.

Are these Antony domestic violence rumours anything of note? Unsure if just fakenews noise or he's going away for 10 years.

My limited edition NUFC Champions League Trophy Bucket Hat that I ordered two days before the Carabao Cup Final arrived the day after the final. No issues here.

I think this is an actual shirt, so the black under the arms on Bruno's is wider than Trips' and continues up to the shoulder. You can see the stripe on the sleeve on Trips' doesn't align with the one on the shirt too. Best not to get this deep into it

You've got to imagine we can use it to bolster our Saudi interest too, and thus create more dodgy Saudi sponsorship deals to boost our income further.

Hope it looks that tasty when not AI generated

He'll probably end up getting Saudi money to play golf in the not so distant future too.

That seems... pretty nice!? Like a shit league two Parma. So like Parma. Doesn't scream Port Vale, I'll give you that, but maybe that's not a bad thing?

Just a, somewhat arbitrary, different culture innit. For the upcoming game in Philadelphia the missus was trying to get me to buy snidey white tshirts off Amazon that basically just say Newcastle and have the crest on. The kind of shit some old maid sells on Etsy for $40. I tried to explain that the only way to make our friends appear like legitimate Newcastle fans is if they're wearing actual jerseys. So if you see a row full of bellends in snidey Amazon Newcastle tshirts, come say hi.

From the perspective of whom? It's obviously a big owld money making scheme, but it's really the major piece of merchandise that fans will buy. There is really no clamour for all the DIY looking one-off tshirts and shit that plague other sports. NEWCASTLE UNITED CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 23-24 and all that bollocks. People just want the kit. (not that these things aren't produced)

Dubs and Darlow should absolutely leave. But Karius remaining 3rd choice behind Dubs for this 2nd half of the season makes me think Howe doesn't really want Karius as anything more than a 3rd body.

We have a Tottenham thread and a Sunderland thread. I'm not sure being special has anything to do with thread creation.

Can someone quantify what his current rating is? How is one to deem him under/over rated without a rating?

If you find an American name generator it’d probably only take about 5 spins before B.J. Callaghan popped up tbh

I mean if you sign for Newcastle you're signing up to do a lot of running. I'd probably just take the Dele Alli route.