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Will be a completely different team against Gladbach, most probably. I've no problem with the team selection, given we've had such a positive pre-season until this point. Have we ever had a "positive" pre-season? And who the fuck cares? I've never done any indepth studies into who cares, but I know I care, and I believe there is merit to building a positive atmosphere in a squad and building team cohesion with your preferred starting XI. But maybe I'm the only one. I'll sign up for survey monkey and get back to you in 6-8 weeks.

Will be a completely different team against Gladbach, most probably. I've no problem with the team selection, given we've had such a positive pre-season until this point.

We're keeping Mike Williamson fresh. Let it settle in lads. We can't afford to play Mike Williamson in this game, in case he picks up a knock.

class. fuck em all.

GOD DAMNIT THIS WAS MINE

I'd have more interest in watching a periscope of Stiflers arsehole than this pathetic excuse for a football match

Be class if that's how we welcomed him to club.

wonga

Honestly, Philadelphia is normally easily excitable, but Union fans are pretty calm over Barnetta.

Got to make up my own transfer stories if I want to be happy at the end of August.

York City

XXL it is.

then take a shit in it and leg it Plus, if you're ever on the border of two sizes, just admit to yourself that you need the larger of the two.

BEN ARFA 10

Well the shirt doesn't make me think of Manchester U, just the United part Think I would have preferred it having "Newcastle" there instead but that wouldn't have the we-are-united-against-you-mike-ashley-you-cunt-part. I'd've bought 100 of them if it said WE ARE UNITED AGAINST YOU MIKE ASHLEY YOU CUNT somewhere. Maybe it'll be stitched into the collar.

Black and white shirt, has a magpie on it, says United. And you think Manchester? Odd.

Shirt needs to be tighter, can't quite see every little detail of his shoulder blades.

It's like they couldn't make up their minds and just said "Fuck it, let's just whack one on each side." Would probably order one if it was just the Magpie. As is, it's a pass for me. Would it look proper.. wonky? I know what you're saying though The ebay one posted a page or two back with just one crest looks poor. With that template two does make it look more balanced. Plus it's a massive copyright infringement God knows how he gets away with that shit on eBay.

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Much bigger fan of the crest than the magpie personally.

You can! #FreeSpeech I'm just going to drink a brown ale and stick the label across the front of my shirt. When it falls off, drink another.

need a FUCK OFF MIKE YOU STUPID FAT INBRED CUNT sticker on the front imo

I thought 'play a straight bat' meant being honest? http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/play+a+straight+bat Looks like a fairly ridiculous mix of meanings like

How'd they sneak this one in then? Going to be great laughs when they end up with Victor Valdes, David De Gea and Sergio Romero in their squad all year. Especially when we're rocking a Karl Darlow in our starting XI.